Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April!

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The long awaited April bus for those penis-dragon-worshipping, green pom pom waving, non symptom spotting ladies who will get their BFP this month!

Morning ladies, just hoping on momentarily as I'm still in limbo cd31 with a mix of bfns mostly and a few bfps. I'm not really feeling pg any more, so I expect I'll be joining you shortly.

Hope you're all having fun dtd and shaking green pom poms until you look like them! Good luck everyone

Hi Hopeful, MrsB posted a great link about cough medicine earlier in the thread on the 18th - interesting reading.

In other news I watched an episode of one born every minute last night. I'm squeamish so had avoided it, but figured id better get some research done - amazing women

Morning all! I hope everyone is ok today.

Welcome Hopeful and good luck.

I've still got my fx for you MrsE.

Morning everyone!! After some definite ewcm yesterday, its def changed consistency - more watery now. Cervix is def not high and soft, and opk wasn't as dark as control yesterday. But did have a big old temp drop on monday, will have to see how my temps go over the next few days! please be ovulaton... please .Please. Please!! My body is an arsehole!

Morning everyone, can I hop on! Just started AF on CD33! Stats are ttc #1 cycle 2 BFP due 29th April going off a 33 days cycle as this month (so might not even make it on the bus!!) Will have to read through the thread to catch up on all the antics! :-)

Thanks poly

Lol English, all our bodies are arse holes when ttc

What's the best opk's to use? I'm not going with the ic's again, they drive me nuts

Hopefully won't need them again but just incase

....and af is here!!! Cheers everyone here's to a fertile April.

Just to say I love my dh to bits, because he said exactly the right thing. He's armed with his conception vitamins now too.

Cycle4 bfp 24th April or whenever she chooses as being erratic lately. Following a cd31, cd35, cd27. confusing or what!

Awww MrsE I really thought it was your time. Eat lots of chocolate and drink lots of so sorry

I know Linda after those bfps I did get my hopes up. But as dh quite rightly said we've already been lucky with our miracle baby. Who took 2 years in all to get pg with. I've got lots of medical things against me. That tww is hard for everyone just wondering though. Now would be great timing, but Mother Nature doesn't work like that. I do think we will get there in the end, it's just going to take time.

Well I feel like I'm having a baby overload! Been to stay and play this morning with my DS, also took my friends 11mnth old to give her a break I must be mad and got stuck talking to a woman who is pg with twins lucky cow , who did nothing but moan about it! Got a 1st b'day party to go to on Sat, a baby shower next Sat and a Christening the next w/e. Plus the inevitable FB scan pics and birth announcements!

I think I'm just going to lock myself in my house with no internet access until I'm upduffed and can wind everyone else up with how wonderfully fertile I am!

So sorry MrsE I was sure this was your month! To our Easter beans and Christmas crackers!

To the Easter beans and Christmas crackers

I'm the same MrsE, I've got two little monsters that I never thought I'd ever have so if a 3rd isn't meant to be I'll just count my blessings x

I'm exceedingly lucky to be ttc my last baby and not my first. So I'm going to try to enjoy it a bit more this month and not get my knickers in a twist with internet strips! I'm sure you'll all be pleased to hear that. I will resist testing until bfp is due ! promise

Oh god. I started out really thrilled that i got a positive smiley on cd8. But my GOD how this cycle is dragging! I might actually descend into madness!

I need to stop lurking here constantly and get some bloidy work done.

Hello mrse and tilly sorry af got you, the bitch.

So sorry MrsE x x

that sucks mrsE and sorry tilly i was really hoping to see a flashing smily this morn as ff says i should ov on sat but no still a blank circle but on the plus side the line is getting darker :) so still hopeful for ov this weekend :)

Sorry MrsE:(! I'm here too . No more lines on the tests today , yesterday there definitely was . Very heavy bleeding more than my usual period even though early . I'm pretty emotional due to my history it's the added total that's getting to me iykwim . 11 is too many ... Will have to think about what I'll do next . Can't tolerate the constant nausea so might have to give my body a break . Can't decide shout the ivf . It's not something up be taken lightly and wasn't exactly fun . I didn't react badly last time but who knows what would happen .

Decide about ...

Tilly sorry about AF

Oh sorry Nordic, must be so hard

I have just come back from my reflexology appointment which was wonderful and just what I needed. I feel very balanced and collected.

I felt a fiery sensation near my right ankle and apparently that's my ovary so hoping it's gearing up to release my an egg! Come on eggy!

DTD last night and will DTD every other day until my smiley then ramp it up! Got another feint line on my ic opk today so it should happen soon