Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March!

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Another thread for a very chatty bus!!

Oh and AF due 24 /03!

I just realised I've forgotten to take my vits for the last week! So I've just had a heavy concoction of, frolic acid, magnesium, calcium oh and a couple of iron sachets for good measure, washed down with fizzy rose! Classy! Get me clearly going for conception of the year with that little mixture! But it is Friday and I'm still working so hoping that's allowed!

Clearly frolic acid is a must for everyone from now on! Oops!

That's my absolute favourite typo of the moment! Seems very appropriate.

frolic acid - love it.

I'm stealing that one

Haha LOL nosaints and retro your posts r hilarious. I have only been off for a day and missed loads xx

How many bfp's do we have now??

I'm jumping on the bus at the front, due sun/mon so will be poas again sometime this weekend. Feel AF will be here this weekend though cos have no symptoms and bfn's since wed. Will wait and see.

Good luck to everyone this weekend will be watching for the bfp's xxx

Desperately tries to catch up with the bus with very bloated belly full of chicken and ice cream! I tell you what, you go out for one meal and you ladies all hope on a new bus and storm ahead without me! Charming that is!

Love the new thread title though!

Feeling like a complete roly-poly especially after my giant meal but have been bloated for days, I'm trying to think of it as a positive sign and not of one that I need to start a diet who am I kidding. Also been having cramps and backache since 6dpo. Really desperate to poas but af not due till Wed. MUST WAIT!

P.s. I'd like a N.U.D.P sticker please! Maybe with a time award on

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| N.U.D.P|
\ Award /

I hold my hands up... i'm a bad poas influence barmy!! Do it! Do it! Do it!

I dare you all to go get a brazillian in the next month. I'll be here waiting with my stickers! Or you could all take a 'penis dragon bus' road trip to amsterdam and I'll wax you all for free!!

Hehe everyone on board the penis dragon... To Amsterdam!!! Love it!

Haha its a shame mnhq doesn't give us signatures on our posts. We could have countdown timers to ov/poas & badges for our commitment to TTC!! Dragon penis stickers all around!!

Attn all cervical prodders

Had a danger poke after my bath.... I was expecting my cervix to be low at 12dpo. I could barely reach?! Is that normal or can I get giddy & pee on more sticks?

Poly, I only ever manage NUDP for 30s max before I feel too silly. Even (especially) on my own on the bathroom floor!

English, I may well take you up on the challenge! Is full fanjo waxing ok in early pregnancy? Because obviously I am now preggers!

bella when is AF due?

Sorry to ask again about ic Opks (new to them) but I have done 4 so far.

Yest 3pm - the line was about 50% as dark as the control

This morning 7am - 50% again

Lunch time - no line at all

10pm - very strong line, 90% as dark as control

Why such a variation? Someone suggested testing between 10am-7pm so does that mean it could be inaccurate outside these times? If that's the case then was my lunch time one the only trustworthy one?

We are too tired to Dtd either way!

Missmrs - Spotting is due to start today/tomorrow with full flow from sunday.

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I've never (in all my long 4 cycles of ttc!) had more than one positive OPK. And when it's been positive it's come up straight away. I test around 5pm as it's when I get home from work. Is that any help at all?!

I'd say if you DTD yesterday and/or the day before you're in with a chance, but I'd try to muster up the energy this evening just in case!

Hmm bella it sounds like it does around ov time and maybe it stays up there until AF is imminent. But if have expected it to be a bit lower and harder feeling by 12 dpo. Is this your first cycle of checking? I'm still new to it so not 100% sure.

Ok Retro do you think this is the crucial time?! Eek, DH is already asleep! Sigh. I'll sleep with no pants on in the hope he might feel frisky in the night!

And if not, I'll get him in the morning!

I'm just confused about why there was no line at lunch time - surely it should have been darker than the morning one and yesterday's?

Ps we Dtd Wed and last night

im here! wahoo new shiny bus!!!

Missmrs, can't say I've ever checked it this late in apart from to check spotting & never expected it to be so high!?

Trying not to google! X

EnglishGirlAbroad - cd13, but my cycles are really short - around 24 days normally.

We have been DTD but we started early in the month and now not sure our timing was right. (Only cycle 1 for us so lots to learn!)

Any advice gratefully received!

I'm actually very impressed with dh because his sex drive is usually somewhere in his boots, we've actually dtd 4 times this week and it's only Friday! Really glad he popped home early today because I'm so tired by bedtime it's really difficult to muster anything!

missmrs, my technique is that, unless you're doing it excessively, there's no such thing as too much sex, but you can have too little. If in doubt, DTD! Def give DH a pleasant morning wake up