Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

[Choccywoccydodah]

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs!

barmybunting yes it was. well looking it was this week. (keep thinking it's monday) he said to did on 10-12-14 th day of cycle so I suppose as it's only day 16 it could be it. thought I had a line on opk on day 10 ( other days I've barely been able to see line) god this is confusing/annoying lol

Had to chuckle at toots asking "have you seen my AF doc?" Which strangely translated to a bigs bunny voice in my head ("what's up, doc?").

Sorry you're having a reeeeeeeally long cycle Hun, but maybe it's not a cycle...maybe this is it and you've just not picked up on it yet (fx).

Impatience that sucks. Hope you get your sticky bean really soon! (This bus seems quite lucky - are we on a potential 5 BFPs already, and it's only day 2?)

Meh, this tww is driving me nuts! Not sure of I can cope going through many more! Each one I do makes me that little bit more crazy and I'm crazy enough without adding to it

kurama it could fit into ov then possibly. That's not helpful though when your not sure what's happening! Perhaps see how it feels later today and phone for some advice if still very sore?

Morning all

Impatience I'm sorry to read your post. That must be hard. Fx it's your time soon.

Well AF got me today properly so I'm out for this cycle but good news is that I will be able to squeeze another march cycle I. So can stay with you all and talk more pom poms, penis dragons and other such crucially vital topics!

So new stats are ttc#1 cycle 3 (I refuse to count my cycles from 2012) BFP due 28 march.

Have a good Sunday all.

Yeah your right barmy. Previous cycles were 35 & 36 days so no idea why im so late!! Will try and leave it to the end of the week and test again before going.

Haha yeah spotti just imagine gp's face!!!
fx this is it but i dont feel like it due to all the bfn's. Having lots of cramps which is weird for me too so im certainly confused!!!!

Congratulations on the BFPs that have already materialised - this bus already seems luckier than the February bus so that's promising!!

The best of luck to you all this month x x

Yer my aunt seems to think it's ov too. With her brood she should know! guess ill have to wake dh up and tell him lol

toots what days were the spotting? If it was a really weird and light af what cd would that put you on now? Could you try OPKs to see if there's sign of ov for a new cycle?
I can't imagine how frustrating this must be for you x

I used a Clearblue test this morning and it looks like I've got my BFP

I'm now officially a convert to acupuncture!

Yes congratulations posy!!! You must be so pleased. Another March winner! 4/31!

Congratulations posy

Congratulation Posy. All that googling of dragon penises must have helped!

congrats posy! know what I'm trying next month if I don't get a sticky bean this time!

Congrats Posy! Please don't leave us though, stick around and provide more amusing pictures

DH is taking this very seriously since our little chat. So far we've managed 5/9 days... Just a few more days to keep it up and the we can relax!

I called the docs on Thursday to get my test results, and was told that because the GP who referred me was on holiday I couldn't get them till she got back next thurs . So even though I know it won't make any difference to what we're doing I won't find out for another week . Annoyed!

Okay you're going to have to direct us Feb bus latecomers to these much talked about pictures!

Congrats posy

If that was light if it would make me cd 18 now. Done opk and negative but might keep trying them. Even if it just takes my mind off whats going on haha

Congrats Posy, yay 4/31 so far. Lucky bus! :)

Congrats Posy! So pleased for you! but as others have said, dont leave us yet
kate look at page 2 of this thread, the links are there. But I warn you, the last one cannot be unseen!!

Page 2! Right, I'm off!

Well I've poas this morning...
Only cd9, first cycle using cb. First poas yesterday was blank circle, today expected the same or flasher, but no, a BIG FAT FIXED SMILEY.

May have worked out why the last three cycles were unsuccessful, we had been focussing about a week too late!

I'm staying on the bus as a cheerleader with my green pom-poms!

I'm sure the penis dragons helped. So here's your Sunday morning instalment:

Those who liked the red dragon may well like Tojo the Mage Dragon.

Athus is a bit more of a metrosexual dragon, I think.

This one is more of a werewolf, but I'm sure it fits within the feng shui theme of virility.

And finally for your amusement, the story of the woman who met the man with the dragon tattoo. If your date told you he had an actual dragon penis, what would you do? (NB it's not the scary bifurcated one upthread, there is more than one man with a dragon penis.)

Thanks for the congrats everyone. And Retro sorry to hear about the dr, even if it makes no difference it's annoying!

Okay, seen the all now. Husband was sitting next to me, he's had to have a lie down from the trauma of the last one on page 2.

I love the question in that article! "Is a dragon penis tattoo a dealbreaker?" For me... probably. Everyone else?

Congrats Posy!!
And thanks for the latest instalment of penis dragons!!

I'm cd 12 and still getting 'low' on my cbfm Thought I'd at least be on high by now, considering I ov'd at cd 14 last month!

I think the first one (page 2 - would have been funny if it was a page 3 pic LOL The Sun newspaper reference) is better...albeit rather scary!

And would the tattoo be a deal breaker? Um...I'm not sure. It's a bit weird (especially to have a hard-on whilst having a tattoo wonders how they managed that...needles are not exactly sexy, are they! ) but if the guy attached to the tattoo was nice then I don't think the tattoo itself so uld affect my decision. Might be a bit strange knowing that his 'bits' were all over google for everyone to see though!!!

So excited for Posy. And in digital too! You know it's real when it's written out in front of you in real life letters! Fx it sticks and in 9 months time you have a happy, healthy baby :). Agree about you having to stick around here to amuse us. Not sure I can get through the rest of my tww without a reference to a dragon penis LOL