5DPO (ish) and just got what may be the faintest of faint lines on an Asda test. So faint it could be my imagination. Still, comparing it to the 100% negative test I did on Friday, there is the faintest shadow of a line. But I've been having period-type pains all weekend and just kind of had a feeling.
Frankly I'd be amazed if I was pg - only had my coil out 3 weeks ago, only DTD once in fertile window and I'm 41 in April
. Also I'm not sure how keen DH is after all...now he tells me. Obviously that particular point virtually guarantees that I am pg 
Must. Step. Away. From. The. Pee. Sticks.