First ever pregnancy test

[catsofa]

I'm about to do my first ever pregnancy test.

There is no way I can be pregnant.

Have been thinking about trying to conceive but not actually stopped using condoms yet.

There would have had to have been a condom leakage that we didn't notice at the time - is that even possible?

But I'm 2 days late. And have been very hungry all the time for weeks.

Nah, there is no way I'm pregnant. I'm almost peeing on this stick for fun.

Wish I needed a pee...

Oh! POAS thread. Love it. Marking place. Hope you get the result you want.

Good luck!! Hope you get the result you want.

Keep us updated

Good luck!

Nothing is 100% effective!

Good luck for the result you want OP.

Grrr, I still don't need a pee. I normally pee every five minutes. Can't drink loads to bring it on, can I, cos it will dilute the result?

If it were positive, it'd be almost a week until I could tell the daddy (because I'd want to do it in person not over the phone).

But there's really no way I am pregnant.

I honestly don't think I've been this long without needing a pee for months and months, I'm going crazy.

Assuming it's negative I'm going to have a nice drink of something alcoholic to celebrate still being able to drink alcohol for a bit longer.

Oh come on come on.....

Thanks all for your company BTW, I'm all alone here and won't be able to tell anyone at all for a while if positive. Really appreciate the company while waiting.

Have you had any other signs?

Sore boobs? Crampy pains?

Nope, just a couple of days late. I'm sure I'm not pregnant.

OK I have captured some pee, just re-reading the instructions.

It is surprisingly off-putting peeing into a glass, isn't it?

And....?!

Waiting for three minutes. Two and a half minutes now...

What on earth is this like when there is any real chance you might actually be pregnant? I'm sure I'm not but I'm getting all nervous now I have to wait!

Well I was trying and still burst into tears with shock.

You spend so many years desperately NOT getting pregnant that it feels a bit weird when you are

Nope, not pregnant.

Well, that would have been fun.

I wonder where on earth my period has got to then?

Oh well, thanks for the hand holds, going to quaff something with as much ABV in it as I can find while I still can

So

Wasn't a Clearblue digi was it?

Ah well OP enjoy your

No, just a cheap Boots one. Why, have there been faulty Clearblue ones?

The instructions say to test again in three days if no sign of period, so I'll do that and not worry about it in the meantime.

The CB digi ones have given a fair few early false positives on here and a couple in my experience in RL, I don't trust them

Sounds like a good idea catsofa - maybe use first wee of the day too if you need to do a second test?

Wow, they are really expensive too!

Will stick to cheap own brand ones I think.

Have no idea why I might be late, I'm normally really regular. Will be a bit worried if it hasn't started in three more days.

What colour was the dye?

Um, pinky-red I think. I've chucked it away now. Oh, and started my period this morning!

Oh sorry to hear that, good luck for next month!