Ski Sunday music ready, the BESH are Bobsleighing their way through the icy slopes of hope and despair to win their medals

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If you’re over 30, ttc over 12 months and wearing nipple tassels under your snowsuit then this just might be the thread for you - if you can prove yourself bitter and evil enough. We’ll be the judge of that. Don your snowsuit , cowbell ready - fill in the BESHtionnaire and prepare to meet our icy glare. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

Yes I am a BESH alumni! Had DS, had massive PND, total tits up situation but all very good now. DS is three and a half and utterly lush, but feck me that first year was tough.

I may have been a tad crabby with some two day past ovulation symptom spotters, I can't deny it. I'm properly old btw, was 39 when lush lad was born. I'm shut for business now so he'll be an only, but he's a sociable wee thing and I have nil concerns on that front.

I bought some appalling stripper shoes in Primark and was verily updiffed in short order. Made a bit of a mockery of my piss stick habit, but I don't question these things :)

Game of Thrones - tick, homeland - tick, SUV - tick, Criminal Minds - tick, Big Bang theory - tick - gosh we all like the same shit - crazy huh?

Good luck with EC tomorrow Bugs - the worse bit is the not knowing what you're going into. Unlike euro, who is one crazy hard bitch for doing it all awake, I luffs the sedation drucks

Good luck tomorrow, bugs!

No you're right - it really isn't :(

Good luck today Bugs I'll be thinking about you and hoping for a good harvest.

Hest if the bloating persists can you get yourself to a Holland and Barrett for some of these? I found them very useful, on NurseFaith's recommendation.

Good luck today, bugs. What time is it happening?

Good luck bugs

Good luck today bugs sorry about yesterday's confusion, you'd think I'd know what order things happen in by now! What time do you have to be there?

hest forgive my shit memory - where are you at with things? Even if you think you are the most constipated of constipated things, DO NOT overdose on laxatives. Seriously. I got a Percy the day after ET thanks to doing just that.

Good luck, bugs. Everything will be fine :)

Take it steady Bugs, are you ok? No burnt patches?

bloody hell bugs you do know waxing is more effective, don't you?

Well done geek and embro! bugs have you considered mad men? Or white collar on netflicks? White collar is quite cheesy but in a good way really easy to watch, sorry to hear about the medicine xxxx

missH stripy blanket sounds fab - I can't crochet to save my life. Went to a workshop and managed to make a christmas cracker, but I can't follow patterns and end up either losing half my stitches or doubling the number I am supposed to have!

Good luck today bugs thinking of you. X

Let us know what they get Bugs! I'm hoping for lots of lovely plump eggs!

Geek - That's how I started with crochet, it's reading the patterns that's so difficult but you get the hang of it! I use a lot of attic24 tutorials, really easy to follow with loads of pictures, nice and simple!

It's a great day for me, counselling followed by the dentist, then back to bed ready for nights! Woohoo!

Well done bugs, that's a good haul! (I'm glad you didn't roast your bits.) Keeping fingers crossed for fertilisation.

Well done Bugs that's excellent! Time to rest up those follies and enjoy a chill out with your feet up. I prescribe a massive slice of cake as the best medicine for today (following sedation drucks that is!).

14!! Brilliant!