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Ski Sunday music ready, the BESH are Bobsleighing their way through the icy slopes of hope and despair to win their medals

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cherrycoconut · 25/01/2014 09:39

If you’re over 30, ttc over 12 months and wearing nipple tassels under your snowsuit then this just might be the thread for you - if you can prove yourself bitter and evil enough. We’ll be the judge of that. Don your snowsuit , cowbell ready - fill in the BESHtionnaire and prepare to meet our icy glare. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

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MyNameIsWinkly · 27/01/2014 18:30

Fantastic news Geek! Go Emby Go!

(My bestest friend was mainlining Babylon 5 boxsets during their second, and successful, IVF procedure. So I reckon its a lucky charm Wink )

TheBuggerlugs · 27/01/2014 18:48

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MissHobart · 27/01/2014 18:58

A very non BESH Eek! - so exciting!

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TheBuggerlugs · 27/01/2014 19:03

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maamalady · 27/01/2014 19:10

Ooo, Babylon 5 reminds me - you can always watch Spaced as well! Brilliant programme, and my DVD menu includes the phrase "Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit", hence me being reminded...

FizzyFeet · 27/01/2014 19:15

Hooray geek that's great!

While everyone else was pondering the fertility lingo, I was puzzled by something else. Am I to believe that you are pierced in the nipple department?

Well done on making it through EC, bugs. Do you know how many they got?

Do you think our newbies all got diffed and farked orf? Or are they wandering homeless in interweb limbo?

eurochick · 27/01/2014 19:31

Hurrah for being PUPO geek.

Spaced is brilliant. I love the clubbing episode.

I'm a huge Dirty Dancing fan, but I think it's one of those films you have to have seen for the first time at the right age. Patrick Swayze's back in the losing virginity scene gave me a back thang that lasted for several years...

MissHobart · 27/01/2014 19:45

Oh and as for boxsets get yourself watching Spartacus First series is Blood & Sand It's fucking amazing! And your libido won't regret it one teeny tiny bit Wink

Love Game of Thrones too, and don't worry, hardly anyone knows what's going on! Grin

Also massively recommend Buffy - I've been through the box set 3 times Hmm from start to finish Grin

On Netflix I'm working through Criminal Minds but they only go up to series 4. And loads of people are recommending Girls which if it's on Netflix I'll start after Criminal Minds.

Oh AND Hmm I love Law&Order: Special Victims Unit - though as the name suggests it's all about the department that deals with sexual violence so maybe not everyone's cup of gin Smile

I do read a lot too not just a telly addict Grin

I am currently sat on the sofa, OH at work on nights, convincing myself that this packet of tobacco is my last Hmm (I've already thrown it away once at work today, and he thinks we've stopped, I AM stopping ). Droid is in full force and I don't want to go out in the rain to feed the rabbits. Almost about to start a new crochet project which is for ME and not baybee related, I have to use up the yarn I have before buying any more and taking over the house! Hmm

TheBuggerlugs · 27/01/2014 19:49

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ControlGeek · 27/01/2014 19:58
MissHobart · 27/01/2014 20:03

As I'm in on my own and not got off the laptop yet I've just turned over to "The Jump" in our honour! Grin

Someone jumped 11 metres Shock Hmm

MissHobart · 27/01/2014 20:04

Geek - Going to make a stripy sofa blanket!

TheBuggerlugs · 27/01/2014 20:13

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HesterShaw · 27/01/2014 20:15

Just watching Sinitta crying on the skeleton bob. Poor Sinitta :o

So this bloated tummy thing? Does it feel kind of hard and heavy? Like you're constipated? I've really started feeling it today. And I'm just knackered.

TheBuggerlugs · 27/01/2014 20:27

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FrankelInFoal · 27/01/2014 20:54

I've got tonight's The Jump recorded to watch tomorrow as I've been out this evening, so no spoilers please Grin

MorrisZapp · 27/01/2014 21:00

I miss the BESH. Love the ski Sunday music and the nasty, nasty questionnaire. I really want to scatter baby dust, I promise I'll run into JoJoMamaTambien and shout CUNTS to balance things up.

TheBuggerlugs · 27/01/2014 21:02

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FizzyFeet · 27/01/2014 21:03

Oooops, sorry bugs. I think it was the drugs chat that made me think you'd been and gone and had EC already!

hest that sounds about right. The water and fibre advice is good!

Box sets: yes to Spaced. I also rewatched 24 quite recently and really enjoyed it! Tis a bit trashy but that's what you want, right? Also Homeland, esp series 1.

norfy wtf have you gone?

HesterShaw · 27/01/2014 21:05

I'm fat. I have a fat stomach

HesterShaw · 27/01/2014 21:06

I can't fit any tea in there

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 27/01/2014 21:23

Slowly sledging in, sorry to be late to the party! Just fingers crossed and good luck for EC tomorrow, bugs!

DolomitesDonkey · 27/01/2014 21:23

I remember MauriceZapp from about 4 years ago. She is veh rude to the type of person who asks the Internet if they're pregnant. You would approve.

TheBuggerlugs · 27/01/2014 21:31

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 27/01/2014 21:32

Congrats on being PUPO, geek!