New Year, New Hope. Jan Bus (part3)

[EnglishGirlAbroad]

Hop on board thread 3 of the Jan bus! Wishing you all lots of luck for a bfp filled new year!!

[sazzlehopes]

Barmy - what is with your cryptic message?! I don't remember implantation bleeding at all with my first.... Spill the surprise- I could do with cheering up I'm having an awful day work wise.

LH - fx crossed for you then that is it is just too early to show. How frustrating to have to wait even longer to know. Hope those bloods turn out ok for you. Keep us posted.

[EnglishGirlAbroad]

Barmy... I dont think everyone gets i/b. I did with last bfp, was browny red and a bit snotty looking. Lasted 2 days.

[Knottyknitter]

Barmy, ib isn't as common as you think, more don't have it than do, overall, and not universally a good thing if it is there, as too early to tell iyswim. Promising though...

[ImaginaryHat]

Barmy, I think I read something way back in my early days of ttc that's said implantation bleeding only happens about 10% of the time, we just hear about it a lot on here because obviously theres a large number of people talking about conception. Therefore because we hear/talk about it a lot its seems much more common than it actually is. Have no memory of where the stat came from though!

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

Hello I think I might have got on the wrong bus! I'm new to these boards, although I may be here some time if last baby is anything to go by.

My af is due on 22nd (Wednesday) which is also my bday.

I thought I'd well and truly missed the boat this month but am unbelievably tired and very Hungary for at least a week. I even made cakes! So now I'm wondering?!

I'm hoping I won't turn into a neurotic lunatic like last time waiting.....

[sazzlehopes]

I've reread your message properly now, i'm an idiot. You meant 'there's a surprise' not 'there IS a surprise'.
Oh well....

[EnglishGirlAbroad]

MrExtra, You're in the right place! Welcome! Hope you get your bfp soon!!

[ImaginaryHat]

Sazzle, I piac, then stumbled whilst holding it and promptly tipped it down my front, that was a surprise! Gross!

[sazzlehopes]

Ha Imaginary! Good surprise and you cheered me up! Hope you're ok though? Was it for an opk test or a preggo test?!!

[ImaginaryHat]

Neither, it was for a gross reason so I suppose I deserved it really! I noticed that the last 2 months when I conceived that when I was testing my wee was really smelly, so symptom spotting like a crazy person I wanted to see if it was this month! It wasnt, and now i have it all down my cardigan. That'll teach me to be so disgusting won't it! How are you doing, any symptoms? (Not had chance to read back all of today).

Also, welcome MrsExtra

[KittyVonCatsington]

Oh dear-this isn't a good sign! TMI alert!! Just went to use an OPK and got some thick white V Discharge: period might be on it's way. Not expecting it for about a week or so though

[sazzlehopes]

Imaginary - no not really any symptoms today...just waiting it out now. Earlist testing would be Monday but I'm going to wait it out as long as I can bear! And your piac reason isn't that bad, what with all the crotch watch chat and cervical inspection. Sniffing your own wee is pretty mild!

Kitty, not necessarily bad - good be any number of other reasons. Implantation etc...

[Honeybear30]

Hey Sazzle :) it's always nice to see familiar names around the same time i'm expecting af. I have had bad cramps today! I even used a liner all day because I was convinced af was going to show. Due on Sunday but I think I could get caught out tomorrow. Fx she doesn't!

[barmybunting]

sazzle, that made me laugh, sorry about the confusion . Sarcasm gone wrong on my parent, I meant there should be no surprise that Dr google didn't give me a straight answer .

Thanks everyone, I was just wondering about implantation bleeding as I think I had it last month with chem, but currently about 10dpo this cycle and I haven't seen anything, so I was wondering if lack of meant I was out the game this cycle as a result. I'm glad to hear it's not that common, fingers crossed . If you need a laugh, although not a nice surprise, it was funny anyway- I was waiting on a street corner outside a pub last night to meet a friend for dinner when a car pulled up. A man stuck his head out and shouted to me, "hey love, you busy?" When I told him to bugger off, he asked if I was waiting for a better offer! I had a good laugh at that.

Imaginary, sorry, but I had a good laugh at your tale. Not what you needed!

[barmybunting]

And p.s. sazzle, I see you talking of poas on Monday. I'm trying to hold out until then, can I join you as a poas buddy for then to try to motivate me not to test this weekend?

[Honeybear30]

barmy that's so funny!! I can't believe that happened?! Surely it only happens in cheesy cop shows lol? Ha ha!

[barmybunting]

honey goodness knows what they were doing! I don't know if he was just having me on or what, he sat in the car beside the pub after that and I walked away. It was in the centre of Edinburgh as well, hardly somewhere quiet to pick someone up!

[barmybunting]

I wish mumsnet had a proof checker, I meant mistake on on part, not my parent!!

And you've got me thinking sazzle. Grammatically, should it be there's a surprise or theres a surprise? I think it should be there's as a contraction for there is but in that sentence, it doesn't look right. Confused now! Can any fellow teachers or grammar lovers shed any light?

[mrsb87]

Hehe barmy that made me chuckle!! Hope everyone has had a good day? Been an uber busy day at work with a few stressful elements!
Been having period type pains today but af not due til satursay next week, 6dpo. Hoping its a good sign!!

[LittleMissSunshine33]

Oh choccy hope you're ok sending lots of (((hugs))) your way!
LH fingers X if she's ruled out the others then I'm sure it's just early!!

I came home today to find OH laying on the floor he's hurt his back! Poor thing ... No DTD for us typical as still on flashing smileys!!

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

Hi everyone, glad I'm in the right place. The wee sniffing made me laugh as my top symptom was baking!

Mind you I've nearly be headed my dh with what i would say is raving pmt. but I also cried today 3 times just because I'm tired?! Verging on the pathetic ness! Did think about knicker watch earlier but forgot I was wearing black pants

[missmrsmummy]

mrsb same cramps here today! not due til Fri next week.

barmy I'm a teacher and I love grammar! It's there's :-)

[Honeybear30]

Ladies I've just come across this if you need a giggle ...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1968244-Are-you-ALWAYS-sex-ready?pg=13&order=

I only got three pages in but it is BRILLIANT.

[missmrsmummy]

I don't get what crotch watch is? Is it looking for AF?

[Honeybear30]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1968244-Are-you-ALWAYS-sex-ready?pg=13&order=