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Put on your capes and rub the Unicorn belly aka "my dear, please pour baby gravy on my egg!" - JUST SHAGGING PART 18!

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ZingWantsCake · 04/09/2013 21:42

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 17 is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

no grad thread link sorry, can someone else add this please?

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FurryScoob · 21/09/2013 12:46

I've got preseed & the applicators from amazon but not used them yet, how the hell do you fit that much stuff up there? I'd be too busy laughing at the squelchy noises to DTD!

bludgerwitch · 21/09/2013 13:06

AuntieMaggie The applicators are like syringes without a pointy end, you suck about 3 grams of lube into one of those and shoot it up your vag. It feels a bit weird but surprisingly it didn't squelch!

DulcetMoans · 21/09/2013 14:33

This sounds a bit odd, but could I use the preseed without DH knowing? Just to save the embarrassment! Could I pop it up there just before and get it on? Just planning the next cycle action plan!

fifi669 · 21/09/2013 14:35

maggie it's like a tampon applicator type thing. I don't need lube in general so I only put in 2ml to help the swimmers.

juniper81 · 21/09/2013 15:36

I don't use the applicators at all!

juniper81 · 21/09/2013 15:37

Maybe that'll be the secret to success next time...?
straws grasped Wink

Bearfacedchic · 21/09/2013 15:42

Thanks everyone. It's taken me a while to get over it. I felt absolutely exhausted last night and this morning. I did have a cold last week too, but I think my whole body just shut down really. I'm feeling better now though.

Red- I'm so sorry you have to go through something similar again. Sending you lots of hugs. Thanks Thanks Thanks

Congrats to Bludger! Hi- I don't think we've met. Nice to meet you.

Sorry to those who have the witch. Thanks

We used Conceive Plus for a while but I kept getting thrush from it so decided to go au natrel instead.

Redshoes56 · 21/09/2013 15:52

My DH really likes the Pre Seed - we may continue to use it regardless of TTC! I have no idea if it helps the swimmers but it does help me get in the mood on those nights when we have to but don't necessarily want to (tired, etc.).

Redshoes56 · 21/09/2013 16:28

dulcet you can definitely pop it up there ahead of time. He may notice the difference, though Grin

AuntieMaggie · 21/09/2013 19:30

Thanks ladies (must remember to change the delivery address to home rather than work...)

ZingWantsCake · 21/09/2013 21:42

definitely icing here. but it's painful so I'm nowhere near in the mood Sad

Thanks & (hugs) for everyone in need.

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AuntieMaggie · 21/09/2013 21:59

Aww Zing I can relate - I get really painful during icing and it makes it really hard to dtd (hugs)

lil1ady · 21/09/2013 22:18

hi all. never considered using pressed and now I'm out off even moire by the idea of applicators Confused but in ready to try anything. if you told me eating worms would guarantee my bfp I'd probably do it!

been helping at as fundraising event today so I'm nakered. should DTD really but think I'll just sleep and pounce on dh in the morning instead.

CivicBlue1 · 22/09/2013 10:30

ERTD arrived.
CivicBlue1 leaps into pitty jacuzzi

lil1ady · 22/09/2013 11:10

Thanks Wine civic

DulcetMoans · 22/09/2013 11:44

Busy pool this month. Sorry about that civic. Treat yourself to something tasty.

Redshoes56 · 22/09/2013 16:18

Boo, sorry civic .

I need to get out anyway so as not to share my cold germies with all you lovely ladies. Achoo. :)

DulcetMoans · 22/09/2013 16:53

Interesting development - DH has been off paint balling this weekend and has an unfortunately placed bruise. Seriously, who know it was even possible to bruise your penis?! Anyway, that's not helpful for baby making. I should be grateful it's happened now (on ERTD) but will need it back in action ASAP! Any advice?!

Bearfacedchic · 22/09/2013 17:13

Ice Dulcet- painful but will do the job of bringing out the bruise and promotes healing in the tissues.

Thanks Civic- hi btw!

I'm icing too but not allowed to make babies this month (chuckles at the optimism of using a plural).

pizzaqueen · 22/09/2013 17:14

ouch dulcet try arnica tablets. Midwife recommended them to me for bruising and swelling after giving birth to 9lb ds. They're herbal and dissolve under the tongue.

ZingWantsCake · 22/09/2013 17:47

a gentle massage?Grin

civic sorry to hear Thanks

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DulcetMoans · 22/09/2013 18:00

He won't take a tablet pizza (men!) but I think a massage would be encouraged! Haha. Ice if it comes in the form of ice cream, he could rest the tub on the affected area I guess!

lil1ady · 22/09/2013 22:47

so I don't know if I'm just not paying as much attention this month or if something is up, but I seem to have had very little, no almost no, ewcm so far this month which is way weird for me. due to ice any time from now. anyone else had anything like this? if I have another 40+ day cycle I'm going to be well miffed! I was coping fine with 33-37 day cycles.

CivicBlue1 · 22/09/2013 23:05

Face timed DH. Always makes me feel better. He's home Wednesday for a month (so far unless his boss scuppers my plans again). Plenty of time to dtd.

EssiesInvisibleLlama · 23/09/2013 13:03

Hi viroids. I need your help.

Went to my GP this morning to tell her what happened at colp last week and to get her advice. She reckons we should crack on with early investigations whilst we wait for the surgeons recommendations on how to progress to fix my cervix. So she's arranging for me to have a full blood profile done and then the day 21 test. However I have no idea which day I should go on as my cycles vary so wildly. Last 3 have been 32, 34, and 28 days respectively. How do I work it out?

Hope everyone had a nice weekend. I did my fun ride and my legs ache like mad today, had a fab day though and couldn't stop smiling after so it was just what I needed. Grin

lil I had hardly any EWCM this month, it was blink and miss it this time for some reason?

civic sorry about ERTD. Wine for you. x