Harry Potter and the rise of the BESH: Instadiffers, baby dusters and huns will be subject to the spell Evanesco!!.

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Expecto Patronum

If you are you over 30 and have been ttc for over 12 months, are witch like or even better a complete hag and willing to abuse your powers of wizardry to conjure up gin by the bucket load, then fill out the Beshionnaire and join us if you dare in our battle against BESH curse.

Instadiffers and baby dusters will be turned into frogs and used in a potion.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi!!!

Nope, don't know if errant bleeding is normal post erpc. Going to see my gp tomorrow hopefully.

Loving the older besh invasion :) is that a beshlet houding under your tassles, Jeff?! Congrats on laying again!

No ideas about post sex bleeding, winks! Tis shit tho!

I'm ok thanks Hags. Exhausted & v emotional but MiniJeff is Actually Here!!!

And very cute he is to Jeffers :)

Hope all have gone well Draf! Thinking of you.

Well, one week on exactly today. I had a little cry at 10 am as that was when the bleeding started last week but coped admirably. We talked about sex last night and said we'd give it another few days due to spotting, snotty nose and my fanboy desperately needing a serious pruning. I have a friend popping over later who I am sure is going to tell me she's pregnant. Hey ho.

Fanboy? Fanjo.....

Ugh rasp, pregnant friends are the worst.

I saw the doctor, apparently my bleeding is fairly normal under these circumstances, they're not worried so I'm not either.

Yes, not the ESH. And not some of my friends that had hard wins. But everyone else.

The bleeding needs to sod off, I need to be doing sechs and HWCA is not turned on by it, oddly enough.

I am LOVING fanboy instead of fanjo, and will be adopting it from now on.

Sorry for shitness winkly and rasp but sounds like you are getting through it womanfully.

Good luck for ET, draf.

I'm awaiting phone call for ivf drucks delivery, and have surrendered more blood for repeat fsh testing today. Scan next week should confirm whether we can go ahead. Eeep!

IVF-A-Go-Go sounds like a BESH Disco

Good that you'll have some real life support Bugs, though I get your trepidation. I've no useful advice other than take it a day at a time.

Oh, bugs, I know what you mean. It's the fear of being left behind, with your brain yelling "CLUSTER DIFF, CLUSTER DIFF!" in the background whenever your cycle buddies get good news, eh? Which is brilliant if you both get good news, of course!

For those not on FB: ET this morning was rather odd. Despite our belief that East of England only funded one embryo, because ours are all a bit crap, they've put two back. We hadn't even considered it before today, as we'd been told it wasn't an option. So, after three mins of "oh crap", we did as we were told advised, and now I have two not-as-good-as-you'd-hope embryos on board. Still, their poor quality has chipped another layer off the rather-battered Wall Of Hope, so perhaps it will be a little less devastating when we get a BFN. OTD is 12th Oct.

Good news, fizz! Hope all results are favourable.

Fortifying hugs, rasp. Maybe your friend has got different news

General sorry and hugs all round!

Friend had no news, so that was good. Was actually very good to chat, she said all the right things and I forgot how nice it was to talk. She brought chocolate and didn't mention her little boy once until I asked about him so was under my terms iykwim. I actually feel much brighter today after my mini cry this morning :) added to that my other friend brought me cake and I had a beautiful bunch of flowers from my boss with a card which nearly made me cry. wish my cold would fuck off, I think I'd feel more human again if it would do one

Hello all I've been thrown your way by bugs from our normal egg buddies thread, can I join you all? I needs laugh right now? X

Ooh where do I find the questions? I'd like to say the name is something interesting but it's just my initials, let's think of something more interesting like loving lager wombles!

Search back through BESH threads, you'll find it. If there isn't one in this thread, there's one in the previous one.

Are we funny? I thought we were more about pent-up rage and black humour than lighthearted providers of laughs

On the other hand, I am pretty bleak today. I'm sure some people feel all positive on embryo transfer day, but it just feels so pointless and unlikely to come to anything.

Oooh, fresh meat! Do a search for BESHtionnaire an you'll find the questions.

Keep your chin up! It has worked, millions of times, for others and it might just work for you.

Morning hags, do I smell fresh meat :)

Welcome llw and entertain us! (You do know how to use the search function on MN, that helps.)

Draf thinking of you. Lots.