Brook no arguments, smack those rats. It's time for us all to become PSEPP! Come join us, we are getting our BFPs no matter what.

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PSEPP = Pee Stick Endorsed Pregnant Person.

Come on Brookers make yourselves at home

Thanks for the offer Penguin, that's really kind. Do you mind posting them? Should I pm you my address?

Well ladies, I think am outta the game this month. I reckon that bitch AF will rock up the morra, and so have just been consoling myself with b&j. Fingers crossed and lots of bling ghetto brooking for next month.

On Nurse I'm sorry lovely.

But if it cheers you up, I read b&j as bj. Yes, consoling yourself with a blowjob

Ha maybe, not so much it was so much better than any kind of sex.

Nurse!

maybe no one even bothered to tell me that re the trigger shot! I presume it's the same stuff they use for iui? Re baby shower - I did amazingly (even if I do say so myself). Think the alcohol free Sauvignon blanc had something (psychologically) to do with it! No tears at all! In fact, being on the mf christening!!!!

nurse it's highly likely I'll be joining you today! Just poas for the sheer fun of it anyway and got the usual result!

Well done Kitty!! I know nothing about IUI, but if the shot has got HCG in it, then yes, it can be up to 10 days. Sorry about the disagreeable piss stick x

maybe yeh it does, it's 'ovutrelle'. Totally makes sense now I think about it!

Yeah, that's what I had. Naughty they didn't tell you!

cups yea on me your address and ill get them posted tomorrow. They just online cheapy ones. Save you a bit of cash.

nurse I too read that as bj, but b&j sounds great right now. Wish I had some.

kitty I'm glad to hear how well you did yesterday. Just one more day to do. Should hopefully be a good day for you and not too hard.

Penguin I've pm'd you, thanks

Nurse I hope you are wrong about AF, I'm not sure that ill be choosing a BJ to console myself if its a bfn for me

Kitty well done for surviving the baby shower. I hate baby showers but I'm going to be a big hypocrite and have one if when I get preggers. I think it's only fair as I've had to endure so many for my friends

Well I'm feeling very negative today. No symptoms at all, I've had absolutely no spotting/implantation bleeding. My boobs are only sore cos ive been poking them every two seconds. I nearly cracked and used my out of date tests this morning but DH became suspicious when he heard me rummaging through the drawer first thing and confiscated them

Maybs when is your scan? It must be soon

Oh Cups, lack of symptoms really doesn't mean nothing, neither does the bleeding or lack of it. It is the longest couple of weeks in the world, and I m totally feeling for you. There came a point when I just needed to know, so I tested anyway

Scan is on Tuesday. Am so nervous about it.

Thanks Maybe, in a way I wish I had tested this morning. My next day off I Wednesday so I defo won't test until then. No way could I go to work and look after babies after a negative!

I'm brooking like billio for little Ernie. I'll be checking the thread on my breaks xxxx

Thanks lovely Cups. I hope Wednesday comes round quickly. This whole process is just full of waiting isn't it?!

Thank you for the brooking, I need it x

Oooh good luck for Tuesday Maybe! How many weeks will you be then? Is this your first scan?

Cups I'll also be checking for your BFP on Wednesday! When is your official test day? Is it Friday? I just remember it was a crazy long time!

Hope everyone else is well. Kitty - when do you have scans / appointments? I've lost track! Sorry

Sorry for those who AF is threatening - I'm just off swimming and then I'll go after her with a baseball bat and sort her out

That'll teach her Biscuits

I'll be 7+6 on Tuesday. First scan, and I'm so nervous.

Have a lovely swim

cups ill get them posted out assoon as I get home tomorrow. So should be there before Wednesday.

maybe can't believe your scan is so soon. That time has flew in. I bet your all excited to see Fin.

How you feeling Pen?

It's horrible, but I don't feel any excitement. Just nerves.

How are you doing Pen - how far along are you now?

Do you have any scans etc booked?

maybs that's mega exciting will be penguin soon!

I'm good. Not long home. We decided to go away for the night, it was good but so glad to be home.

Other than the tiredness in the evenings I don't feel any different most of the times. However when I do stupid things like eat too late I become bloated and feel awful.

On Friday Dp went out and came back with a Chinese, I only had an onion ring and I barely slept all night. So going to doctor tomorrow to see if I can get something.

I'm 6 weeks 1 day pregnant :) feels like I've been pregnant forever! In a good and bad way. Past few days I've felt so negative about it like when I finally get a scan there will be nothing there as I don't feel same as last time. Try to keep reminding myself that its just different.

No scans booked. It's all different here as your booking in appointment is at the same time you get scanned. Actually you get scanned first here at the appointment to make sure your pregnant before they put you onto the computer.

Would love to have an early scan but ill not get one.

So do you get scanned at 12 weeks pengers?

Boo to heartburn. Gaviscon was my friend during my pregnancies I used to swig it from the bottle

I should hopefully get one between 10-12 weeks. Can't wait to find out when.

It's not heartburn, it's just bloating and feeling full of wind. It's lovely. Anything I can take without going to doctor?

How's everyone doing? Have a nice weekend?

I don't think te doc will give you anything Pen. Mine has just said its normal! You could try peppermint tea, it really helps, but I can't stomach it at the moment. Other than that, just make sure you don't wear tight clothes and are drinking lots of water.

I was taking tablets until I read the leaflet saying do not take while pregnant. I need something as its so uncomfortable.

Might just ring in the morning or try a really good chemist.