Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you cycling in June/July/August/September?

[JuicySausage]

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

[Nokkie73]

Mange tout Rodders.

tame let me also draw you too my bosom. If you really want a slap, I can give you a little tit slap before nestling you in. joos is in there somewhere.

choco that makes sense. I hadn't heard you speak of de before, hence my curiosity.

mejust get 'em up there luv. Just don't make any sudden movements or laugh too much, or it could all go Pete Tong for you.

twinks I am really glad you have sorted everything out with your friend and that your bestie is giving you her love. You do need it.

[tametortie]

Nokkie- would love a big tit slap! Are they normally this big or is it pg related? X

[tametortie]

Respisa- sorry I missed you off my list!! Yes, tis strange things with dh not so good?? he will come round xxxx

[JuicySausage]

I couldn't cry at Diana's funeral, despite having bought every single Hello magazine issue that she ever graced the front cover of (that would be all of 'em, then).

[JuicySausage]

Some advice please, my friends, as I iz worried. I am having pre-AF-style cramps in my groin/very tops of thighs - you know, that dragging feeling? Please tell me this can't be AF. I am eleven days post-EC and my usual luteal phase length is thirteen days. Surely my progesterone injections should keep AF away even if I'm not pregnant?

[tametortie]

Cramps mean nothing juicy- go with it. They can mean about 100 different things. Can't you remember me having horrendous cramps???

[resipsa]

Joos it's called overthinking. My usual LP is 11 days but on the lovely pessaries, it lasted for 18 so the prospect of your pains/cramps being AF are low to zero.

[eurozammo]

tortie I had a 2 day transfer last time too. Natural/mild cycles rarely go to blasto because of the low numbers of eggs, although one of the 10+ers at my clinic got a good number of eggs on a mild cycle and did go to blasto.

You've still got your stabilisers on for the gluten free diet. Don't worry about the teething troubles - gluten hides in lots of unsuspecting places.

joos the cramps is normal, either way. They mean nothing.

Sorry for not namechecking everyone. As I've been reading I've realised just how exhausted I am. Off to be. Night all. This time tomorrow, I should be PUPO. Fuck me. I can't believe I've got to go through all that stress and interminable waiting again.

[JuicySausage]

"Bonnet de douche, Rodders, bonnet de douche.."

No. I can't, Tortie It's so weird but all day I've felt like the Borrowers are having a swinging party in my uterus.

Maybe, I missed your answers!! The wheelbarrow is where the bloke literally picks your legs and feet up from behind so only your arms are holding you up off the floor. He then moves in between your legs and penetrates you as he walks you around the room (or Chelsea Flower Show). Th'usband is 6'5" and we managed it in our small hotel room

[resipsa]

Good luck tomorrow Euro.

[JuicySausage]

Thanks, tame, zammo & resipsa. Resipsa, do you mean, then, that as long as I am on progesterone injections AF can not appear?

[JuicySausage]

Good luck tomorrow, Zammo and Wish!

[tametortie]

Were you walking round while he shagged you joos??? I am in awe.

DH is rampant at the mo. He keeps jumping out at me naked. But im scared of making the bleeding worse.

[tametortie]

Good luck tomorrow euro xxxx

[resipsa]

J tis possible but unlikely. With that kind of certainty, I might set up my own IVF clinic...

[NookNook]

Giod luck Euro!

Juicy This early on the cramps are likey to be implantation / settling.

[NoMaybeAboutIt]

This is what I hoped you meant Juicy. I just wanted to check you weren't doing it country bumpkin style . Alas, your sexual prowess far outdoes mine . I can put my feet behind my head if that counts?

Good luck tomorrow Euro.

Tame my DH is a horny sod at the moment too. Im blaming it whatever pheromones I mst now be throwing off. Thank god he's on nights at the moment.

I'm shattered too. These drugs have affected me more than I thought they would. I'm going o lug my 40 follicles off to bed.

Hope the borrowers let you get some kip Juicy

[resipsa]

Oh and J when I did bleed, it was preceded by a headache and rampant nausea (not usual for me pre-AF and I'm convinced it marked a very early loss) so think Nook right...

[resipsa]

'Scuse me? 40 follicles??? Seriously? God, now really jealous maybe (no bad uncertainty pun intended).

[resipsa]

Top Tip for DH avoidance = MN.

Night all.

[NoMaybeAboutIt]

That is a point well made Resipsa. Yes 40 follicles this morning. Am planning a cracking omelette.

[Karbea]

Tame I really feel for you, I've never had a mc so no idea how long it goes on for. Have the doctors said?

Can't remember who said they'd do Daniel,Craig? But blurgh he is gross!

[Fabuluce]

Juicy darling - the horrible progesterone pessaries that you have to shove up your foof (see what I did there?) will make you feel like your AF is coming any minute. But it won't cos you've been up duffed with wunder embies. Fear not.

Actually I've always liked lady garden for lady garden. Can't believe it was already taken. :(

Tame - man that is crap :( why don't they do any proper research into miscarriages? Has anyone ever been asked to give feedback on them?? It would be so good to have some idea as to why some people can be done and dusted within days and others like you seem to go through ten shades of shit before coming out the other side. Can't believe you're back at work already. You truly are amazetits.

Talking of which, Noks can I climb in too please

[JuicySausage]

Tortie, by 'walking around' I guess I mean being pushed between two twin beds, getting tightly wedged therein and then pulled out again à la Steve Irwin hauling a croc out of a swamp

[JuicySausage]

Fabuluce, I am not being invaded by arse bullets; I am having progesterone injections in the boo-tocks. I would imagine your theory is the same whatever method of administration though, right?