Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you cycling in June/July/August/September?

[JuicySausage]

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

[JuicySausage]

You vile misogynist.

[chocolocodowninacapulco]

Fuck, I'm slow at typing!

nokkie sorry, I forgot you

[Nokkie73]

Heehee - maybe you can defo stay. Beef curtains is inventive AND very saucy. My own personal favourite at the moment is klopper. Yes, my bristols are very bouncy.

joos I love the fact that you love me. I am sorry that I did not mention it. As a special reward, you can have a go on my pups tomorrow too. And don't pout darling

Oh and well done to motor and mejust. Great going girls.

Just saw a trailer with Daniel Craig in it. I soooooooo fucking would.

[mejust]

euro you gave me a laugh,your right if you dont check in here 20 times a day you lose whats going on.no wide awake wont sleep till tonight,im quite sore inside at mo but may ease up tomorrow.

hello maybe

thanks nook how are you?

motor Thats great news 5 eggs ,bet you feel more relaxed now,what day transfer you having ?

[JuicySausage]

Tortie, I'm sorry you're still ruddy suffering

[chocolocodowninacapulco]

minge is a good 'un, n'est-ce pas?< worries will get accused of pretentiousness> oi, tame*' who you calling a mushroom? Glad work wasn't too bad, that is a horrible feeling when you think you've bled through onto something, the worst. Nice of colleagues to get you some gifts.

[twinklestar2]

Tame - she apologised profusely, she said she hadn't meant to say I was selfish, more that I'd gone so much into myself, I act like I'm angry with the world and I'm a different person. I've changed so much. I said this is just how I am now and how I might always be. If you can't handle that and support me then don't talk to me. I mentioned from your thread about extending the same level and care I had given her. She agreed. She said she didn't want me to be sad, she wanted me to be positive and she just wanted her friend back the way that she was. I said the ironic thing is you called me selfish when it's incredibly selfish to think about yourself when your friend needs your help and support.

Ahhhh! We are ok now but I will hold back a little bit.

Gosh I've cried so much the last few days :( Was in tears again at work this morning, I've never cried so much since starting TTC!

On another note, I spoke to my bestest friend in the whole wide world on Sunday, ranting about other friend and she's going to come and visit me cause she said i sounded like i was having a hard time. That's so sweet of her.

My history is me and husband, 34, TTC baby number 1 for 2 years. Starting IVF short protocol as soon as period arrives which should be this week.

[mejust]

oh i dont like these pellets up my bum

[NoMaybeAboutIt]

Oh Tortie I'm so sorry. Your work friends sound immense. Pearl barley isn't ok gluten heavy, I wouldn't worry. Have you tried quinoa?

Nokkie klopper you say? I have yet to come across this, but I like to add to my dictionary of vulgarity. I too have a bouncy rack.

Juicy I answered all three of your questions. What were your answers to said questions?

Thank you to all for your warm, slightly vulgar welcome. I feel right at home already

[twinklestar2]

PS - tame, sorry to hear you're still having a rough time :(

[tametortie]

juicy I'm not suffering my darlin'. Not really suffering like people with raging herpes or thrush down to your knees.

I just want to STOP BLEEDING!!! My BFP (pffft!) was 4 weeks ago today and I've been bleeding on and off ever since. I'm just absolutely fucked off with it. And its getting heavier. Today was like a heavy day of a period. Just awful. If this like my last MC, it will probably be fucking 2014 before I get my cyle back and am able to have IVF again.

I'm pissed off today.

Somebody slap me.

[tametortie]

is champignon not a guinea pig????

[chocolocodowninacapulco]

mejust you'll get used to them. Have you jut to to use them up the bum until et? They're a pain in the arse

[NoMaybeAboutIt]

Tame this sounds horriffic. I think you should be pissed off. Good or the soul and all that shit.

[chocolocodowninacapulco]

That was *just got obviously, in plain English

[tametortie]

Twink- I think that is the desired response from the friend!!! well done xxx

[NookNook]

Tame you need hugs not slaps!

[chocolocodowninacapulco]

[NoMaybeAboutIt]

Is it not a portobello shroom Tame?

[JuicySausage]

I am seriously sorry for my poor attempt at humour in my 'Yorkie' post. I feel absolutely awful

[resipsa]

Bloody hell; it was at 900 posts or so about 12 hours ago! Do (most of) you lot really have jobs or are you secretly just sitting around watching Wimbledon?

Hi maybe and lemon. As for everyone else, hello to you too but way too much going on for me to remember it all. Tame take it easy at work. Motor eek maybe 5 embies. Exciting!

Am so jealous of the rest of you as everyone seems to be DOING something...

Anyone fed up of my story yet? 42, TTC DC2 since Sept 11, MMC March 12, failed IVF May 13, considering DE IVF but bastard husband fucking with my head about it (no, yes, no, not sure - BE A MAN AND MAKE A DECISION you selfish fucker) and will be 43 in Sept so feel I am running out of time.

Talking of which, where the fuck is AF as I'm going nowhere until she shows up again. CD36 and counting with copious amounts of EWCM daily for last two weeks. God, I HATE waiting.

[tametortie]

I dont like wallowing and feeling sorry for myself.

I've even tried to have a cry because I realised I havent really cried at all but I cant.

I'm too pissed off at the bleeding to even cry!!!

[tametortie]

juicy stop apologising for the off the cuff comedy. It makes me laugh!!! You can't offend me. I love you too much

[resipsa]

Aah, tame missed your posts when writing mine. So sorry you're pissed off. You probably need to cry. Waiting is shit, isn't it? You want to stop and I want to start. Life is strange, eh?

[chocolocodowninacapulco]

tame giving you a virtual hug lovely. You can get through this and we're all here for you.

resipsa sorry to hear DH still isn't on board.

Am off to bed, early start tomorrow. Try not to fill another thread by the time I check in tomorrow You are such a fab bunch