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The Elderberry Gluckschmerzers who sausage wang between the Sofa of Pity and the Pouffe of Possibility  (thread 11) 

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Bunnygirlie · 18/06/2013 08:30

Come and join us elderly TTCers on the Sofa of Pity (SoP), Rug of Rage (RoR), the Pouffe of Possibility (PoP) or the Chaise Lounge of Limbo (CLoL) whilst trying to avoid the BubbleBath of Gloom(BoG)!

The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

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Boomgoestheweasel · 12/07/2013 21:03

I'm on the wine too ladies! Let's all get lathered!

yorkie hope for your sake that Kate keeps her legs crossed for a bit and that you get through tomorrow ok. Bloody significant dates eh?

Merk sorry the sticks aren't playing. Fx for day 12 then? Maybe your bag and all your wee sticks will be back with you by then Grin

Barking remind me never to come on a coach trip with you...

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 21:09

Don't worry, wine by my side. Thought I was going to be ok this cycle but clearly its going to be an emotional one Confused
Don't worry, plenty of spare pee sticks at home!
Anyone got any nice plans for the weekend and the sunshine?

Thundercatsarego · 12/07/2013 21:11

merk send me a stick and I'll put myself out of my misery in the morning. No idea what dpo I'm on now i know its a 4 day window- anything from 9-13 tomorrow

Cheers those who are drinking! (Still feel too ropey)

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 21:16

I've lost track a lot a bit this week but you still feel ropey thunder??

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 21:17

Is it just me or is anything inside pointy brackets now disappearing. I put < suspicious face > (without the spaces) on my last post and its not there Confused

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 21:19

Argh see, pointy brackets are disappearing. I typed "suspicious face" inside pointy brackets (like these < ) in both my posts... Can anyone else see it?????

Thundercatsarego · 12/07/2013 21:21

Testing!

Thundercatsarego · 12/07/2013 21:23

Sorry, should've checked first- I can see them all merk

You must have set them to be invisibility cloaks on your phone/ PC?

Yep still ropey. Barfed last night, headachey now Sad

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 21:26

Thunder are you on the website? I'm on the iPhone app and can't see what you put above testing.

Anyway... Very suspicious at your dodgy food poisoning dragging on this long

Thundercatsarego · 12/07/2013 21:31

I'm on the mobile site on my phone. Definitely something suspicious going on there.

And I really do think it was food poisoning on Monday. Not sure what it is now. Didn't have anything like this last time in lead up to bfp which is why it's obviously twins I'm not getting my hopes up.

Are you still getting positive opks?

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 21:35

No OPK yesterday was very very feint (I know at 31 I should know the difference between faint and feint but it won't stick in my head so I give up and just use whichever I fancy).
Am Shock at you not having tests in your house... It's the only bit of this TTC lark I enjoy even if they're all bfn!
Have you no inkling when you Od?

Thundercatsarego · 12/07/2013 21:38

I got pos opk on Sunday- not much idea after that. I always assumed it was within a day or so because any slight cramping stops by then but I have no real idea.

Only sticks I have are opks!

Bunnygirlie · 12/07/2013 22:08

Wine Wine let's get blotto lol

thunder still rough?

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CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 22:10

How's life Bunny? so far behind

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 22:13

Also anyone here who temps why are your average pre and post O temps? My post O this cycle are all over 37 which is unusually high for me (but my pre O were all in low 36's which is higher than normal too)

Bunnygirlie · 12/07/2013 22:20

Hey merkykins

I haven't dared start temping yet so can't answer your question I'm afraid.

I'm ok, bit fed up, my 14th AF I never wanted is on its way so that's pretty crappy! Doctor said last week that she will refer us to FC so just waiting for referral letter.

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CharmingCats · 12/07/2013 22:23

Evening. Fed up, but at least no-one pooed on the coach.

Dreading rb mania too. Hoping it's not tomorrow for my berry.

Has anyone else noticed that ff seems to track dpo too now?

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/07/2013 22:25

Charming DPO is the pro (paid) version I think in FF
Why the hell do doctors insist on using snail mail and not get with the rest of the world using online booking and (shock horror) email???

CharmingCats · 12/07/2013 22:33

merk I haven't paid for ff, but it seems to have another set of numbers starting from ov date and the dotted red line. Odd.
Our GP offers online booking, but it's so limited that it's not worth it - only the two partners on there and not the nice female ones.

Tallyra · 12/07/2013 22:46

I've managed to stay away from rb mania. I was interested at the start when she might have had hg, but now she's just another celebrity differ I -hate- couldn't care less about. Angry
Talking of hg, I actually hope you are not diffed thunder. If you ate starting to be ill already because of that, it won't be pleasant Sad

Thundercatsarego · 12/07/2013 22:49

Well I didn't get it before and I made it past 10 weeks so would it be unlikely to come now?

Sickness has stopped thankfully anyway-just banging headache now.

I've stayed totally away from rb mania too. Phew!

Tallyra · 12/07/2013 22:54

some people get it in one pg and not another, although it's more common to get it lots. and it can start from week 2 or 3 or even 1 I've heard (mine was always at 6 though)

Thundercatsarego · 12/07/2013 22:58

Ohh well I hope none of it ever get it. Maybe you'll be spared next time tally - sounds horrendous

Bunnygirlie · 12/07/2013 23:14

Ugh it's too hot! Sleeping will be tough tonight and DH is getting up normal work time as he has a stag do, no lie in for me Angry

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Tallyra · 13/07/2013 00:08

come down to Kent! it's got a proper chill in the air tonight. watching mumford play T in the park and really surprised Scotland is warmer than us!