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The Elderberry Pavlovas: sit on the sofa of hopefulness and make yourself a special omelette while prescribing the vomming cat to those that deserve it and observing the lunching of the tactless.
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barkingtreefrog · 16/05/2013 09:34
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Bunnygirlie ·
17/06/2013 22:06
thunder yep my AF tends to be 2-4 days
 boom what a wicked word, Gluckschmerz, I am so incorporating this into the next thread!
OUCH that hurt! I promise I will share the macarons when they are filled 
barkingtreefrog ·
17/06/2013 22:22
thunder 5 to 6 days of AF here.
And thanks MN for advertising a maternity wear website with a big bump photo and the tagline 'style for your bump' at the side of a conception thread. Just lovely 
. I thought fb was bad enough giving me 'fertility treatment abroad' adverts, but I really don't need big f8cking bumps in my face when I come on here feeling really upset about still NOT having one. This is supposed to be my BUMP FREE SAFE PLACE .
Off to bed. Not happy as DP was supposed to be finally contributing to the California planning tonight. He found 3 campsites then went off to the pub saying he'd book them tomorrow. As there seems to be a silly registration process I said I'd book them as I was already registered with the same site - only he'd only got one specific campsite on the list, the other two he said were 'the ones in the lonely planet guide', only he'd got the 'long day walk' down as what the guidebook described as a '3 day strenuous hike' and the bit he particularly wanted to do was in the middle, so a campsite at one end or the other would not be any good, but I've spent an hour not finding a suitable one. Grrr. I should have left it and passed it back as soon as I realised he hadn't actually done the job properly, instead of wasting an hour when I've done the other 3 weeks of planning anyway, and these are the 3 nights that were his to sort out!!!!!
kitty you did say I was allowed to whinge... And I can't believe I missed long lost family while not booking the campsites that DP was supposed to be booking!!!
Boom I'm sure yours will be absolutely fine. As my mother said when I told her what happened 'Well you know what you're like with your allergies, it's just another to add to the list'. What??!? I get hayfever and I'm allergic to shellfish, it hardly makes me a freak?!
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IamKuma ·
17/06/2013 22:32
boom great word, Gluckschmerz, Gluckschmerz, Gluckschmerz... I'm going to Germany this weekend, I'll see if I can use it 
... noch ein bier bitte, ja; Gluckschmerz.... hmm, my German linguistic skills are not that hot!
thunder AF is usually 4-5 but with spotting both sides.
IamKuma ·
17/06/2013 22:34
barking I am getting adverts for Pampers.... WTF! and California...
barkingtreefrog ·
17/06/2013 22:35
bunny, we're on 961 posts, I think Gluckschmerz needs to make it into the next thread title 
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Gillster ·
18/06/2013 05:39
AF has turned up, just for a change! Should have known it was impossible to symptom spot by now. Well at least I have an appointment in 2 weeks to get the ball rolling again. Also DH said that friend in States is getting married on 28th December so at least I'll be able to go to that now. I'm looking for the silver linings but I'm having to look very hard! Given that my birthday is in March, I think this was the last chance to at least pop one out in my 30s. 
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