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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 14:14

D'you mean ? Poor you.

frank oooh exciting! How was the food?

HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 15:13

as in

The artist formerly known as PrincessBoo and I do it a lot. It's when we bring up stuff we don't really think people chat about in normal life.

E.g. I did a massive shit this morning

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EuroShaggleton · 23/05/2013 15:59

Sorry for shift messiness twink. That sounds annoying.

Oooooo, get you frank. Fancy.

hest thanks for sharing. I have EWCM, I think. It's a bit difficult to tell as I have had bucketloads of CM since the biopsy on Monday. It is like my cervix is crying about having a chunk ripped out of it.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 23/05/2013 16:10

Food was very nice. Smoked Salmon followed by Roast Beef and rounded off with Lemon Tart.

Didn't get to see much of the building as it was pretty much closes for recess, but walked through the big hall where they lie people in state. There are plaques on the floor saying "so-and-so lay in state here on [date]>. I stopped at the Queen Mum.

Northey · 23/05/2013 19:36

Actually, I did have a massive shit this morning.

Also, I am now off work too.

ALSO, I have discovered Starburst Sours, which are ace.

HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 19:59

I didn't have one I hasten to add. I was just using it as an example.

Actually my shit this morning was rather small and unsatisfactory

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 20:03

I would llove a massive shit, since we're talking about it. I've been so constipated since I had my gallbladder out.

You going anywhere nice norf, or do you mean you're off for the evening? I'm home sitting under a blanket cos it's bloody cold.

Good luck with the shagging euro. Slight shame on you for calling your bits your woowoo, not very BESH unless you somehow meant the cocktail of that name?

Hope you get well rested before the stabbing commences frank. Your HoComs dinner sounds good.

Starburst Sours are good.

Today was a good day because I went to the canteen for late lunch /early dinner, absolutely starving and wishing it was jerk chicken day - and it was! Also despite the shifts-dicking I can still go get my lower half transformed from Wookie to human in the morning. Phew.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 23/05/2013 20:20

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 23/05/2013 20:26

We need a new fred soon. Did we agree on a theme?

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 23/05/2013 20:29

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 20:36

This fred has taken quite a long time to fill I think, comparatively. I don't think we've discussed a feem except that we'll have one?

bugs I remembered you saying where GP got his nickname. Lates are the worst for getting jumped, IME.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 23/05/2013 20:46

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 20:49

Here buggerychops, have some Whitebait of Woe old chap. It sucks big hairy beefballs, so it does.

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Northey · 23/05/2013 21:05

I thought we were doing BESH - CBATM bit can definitely be arsed to SADAW. Or some such.

There is a great website that calculates how much you get paid per work poo. I will find it for bugs. And also for me :)

EuroShaggleton · 23/05/2013 22:12

Twink me and KFZk use woo woo ironically. It's quite useful to avoid word filters on email. I refused to be shamed by my use of woo woo.

In fact, my woo woo has just been shown to be in full working order. I won't hear a bad word said about it. (I think KFZK was more nervous about dtd than I was, but it was fine. He doesn't appear to have broken me.)

bugs I am not a fan of pooing at work. I abhor the inferior bum roll. I'm an Andrex Aloe Vera girl.

EuroShaggleton · 23/05/2013 22:13

My typing is however shameful.

Northey · 23/05/2013 22:45

I can't find poo website. Oh well.

Congratulations on functional foofery, eu. When do you start next proper cycle?

HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 23:56

Darling Bugs, you have no idea how your poo-at-work anecdote made me larf xxx

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EuroShaggleton · 24/05/2013 08:23

norf as soon as AF comes, so probably in two and a bit weeks. So long as the biopsy result is ok when it comes back next week.

What's your plan?

Northey · 24/05/2013 08:32

Phone up on first day of next droid. Last cycle was 50 days. Currently on about 30.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/05/2013 09:22

On the pooing at work front I am with euro. Although it is less the inferior quality of paper and more the feeling someone might be lurking on the other side. We've moved office and it is all much less private :(

Yay for near recommence of stabbing and for dinner at the House of Commons frank. not jealous or anything.

My OFTD is two weeks today, 16dpo, which will probably be the day of the baseline scan fo IVF

Am I thick not to remember what SADAW means?

Northey · 24/05/2013 11:01

Stumbling Around Drunk And Wailing. Or possibly Staggering. I think nookie invented it.

evilgiraffe · 24/05/2013 11:25

I used to be rather anti-pooing at work. And then I had a truly hideous time with stress last summer and had several instances of sudden and extremely urgent diarrhoea, and became friends with the disabled loo. Pleasingly, the unpredicability of my bowels has died down considerably since dropping the stress, but they're still not the same as they were two years ago. Anyway, I am now much more understanding about work poo requirements.

In entirely unrelated news, next weekend I'm off to Wales to stay with my mum and dad, and my friends are also coming for a holiday nearby for the first week. I am making a themed CD to keep them entertained for the first hour of the journey: starting off with and ending with Fabulous stuff :)

TWinklyLittleStar · 24/05/2013 11:43

OFTD?