The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

[Bunnygirlie]

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

Thanks merkin feel like I was missing out lol

thunder where you been lady?

happy I think your odd temps are the ones in the 37's...
Can you try changing the time on the CD11 an 12 temps and see what happens to your crosshairs and O as an experiment? I think your chart will look muh more normal then (except the superhuman temps!) and you will look like you're still in the game!

And dunno where everyone else is but I'm 6dpo and will be PIMPing from tomorrow Friday

I been hiding bunny. Did lurk a bit though and was so impressed at your action WITHOUT even the bummy pills!

at happy

What's PIMP? I can only think of pee in my pants and I don't think there's a queue for that...

vapolicella what have I been missing out on all my life?? What is this excitingly named tipple??

pot not pants thunder!!

valpolicella a nice smooth red she blags

Thunder, , come and tell us all your woes. PIMP is Merkin's groovy new acronym for Peeing In My Pot (as opposed to precariously peeing on one's stick). I myself have always peed in a pot and then stuck my stick in there. So there.

Happy, did you have any fertile cervical mucus this month? If so, on what days? Your secretive chart tells us nowt - not even when you shagged!

MY pot? Not A pot? Weird...

So do we have to pee in merkin's pot? And why is it not poms?

I'm so confused

thunder I love all the berries but personally I wouldn't come and pee in your pot and vice versa. And 'a pot' makes a disappointing PIAP which is not as smirk worthy as PIMP!

What is poms?? I pee in my pot and you pee in your pot but from your perspective your pot is 'my pot' (thunder owns the pot not merkin). Clearly makes no sense at all but I'm trying!

Yes Raining had EWCM around cd10-13 I think and OV pains on cd13 too. DTD cd 5, 8, 9, 10, 12 and 16 then I got sick and DP wouldn't let me anywhere near him! My DTD stats come up on my FF mobile app but not on the desktop site for some reason. Still very by FF!

What about pmimpbsabomh?

Pee mostly in my pot but sometimes a bit on my hand..

That refers to me btw. I'm relieved you wouldn't pee in my pot and more so on my actual hand.

Merkin, I think, despite the open circles, Happy's temps on CD 11 & 12 are probably correct within the context of the rest around that time. I simply think she has had a 'fallback rise' and tomorrow's temp will be lofty again

Ooh happy I'm sure you Od on 13 and your timing is therefore perfect. And you're 8dpo so PIMP time
Is approaching!!

Poms= pee on my stick of course! It's all going personal...

I'm still a bit confused because if you ask who's next to pimp it sounds like an invitation....

...am I about to get kicked out for pedantry?

Ooh raining a FF duel! I shall be proven right when happy gives in and tries my experiment

Ps and impressed at happy's well timed shagathon

Merkin! I now understand where you're coming from [thick twat emoticon]

Happy, are you having all that sex outside of your fertile window for fun? I hope for your sake you did ov on CD13

Thunder, at pmimpbsabomh!

Happy, can you post some of your previous charts or at least tell us what CD you normally ovulate on?

Hi Buns. I've just has some lovely flapjack from my Graze box. (a free box is yours, click here: www.graze.com/uk/p/W12TTJT).

I've put the CBFM of ebay and had a positive OPK on CD14!

Haha yes I have to confess that we do occasionally DTD just for the hell of it !
Raining this is my first month on FF. I previously used My Days which I don't think allows you to post apps. Usually OV on cd 11 although this month and last I suspect it has been cd13. Always get OV pains the day before temp rise which I take as a pretty clear sign.

*charts not apps!

thunder good to see you, 'action' seems like such a funny word when it was only twice! But yep it was fab considering no pills lol and mojo issues.

LOL at all this pimp/poas etc is hilarious!

pip are you on commission? Lol I used to have graze boxes but got fed up of wasting them as I'm such a fussy bugger I never ate anything!