The Elderberry Sausage Wangers (thread 5) and the hunt for immaculate conception - a frightfully good thread for the over-30s TTC their first baby.

[Bunnygirlie]

Our new home, hope we will all be very unhappy here and leave soon ;-)

Don't worry I'm barricading the doors and windows so nobody can come in and find out about the interloper!

er... put some cat food on the landing?

Can you not leave them up there to come down on their own? I am not talking to one of my shits cats after it decided to piss on the sofa and my handbag today. The pissing in random places started when best man stayed for a week pre wedding and he (cat not best man) took to pissing on best mans bed and clothes at every opportunity. We decided it was a personal thing as was only directed as best man but seems to have started with us now. Little fucker (again cat not best man). Otherwise my cats will move at the speed of lightening for cheese cat treats, ham or a laser pen

Snort at fridge contents hanging round hatch. Mine would be mostly nearly empty wine bottles. And Mike you should know by now to stop even thinking about unnecessary sex acts that will not result in becoming upduffed, pegs or no pegs. You need to be channeling all of his energy into swimmers in the right place at the right time

It's a Mulberry and now smells of piss. That cat who was my favourite until recently is a little fucker

Ha ha I did think twice about putting that. 30th birthday pressie from very generous DH. All my other bags are v cheap (and clearly not good enough for devil cat to piss on). Oh god I am now an outcast aren't I

I'm off to bed [leery wink emoticon] night all and see you all in the morning (if you haven't exploded in a puff of smoke that it)

Oh yes it's all about the blowjobs

Hi mike!!
We miss you.... Can't you just make up with MNHQ? I hate you getting kicked off all the time
That TV company btw said the programme was in the archives and asked why I wanted it. Not getting far with it as yet

AF was here in full force this morning.

Sorry to hear that pipbin

line far far lighter today, hardly visable, dont think it's going to stick.....beyond gutted

Oh Mother it is so cruel isn't it. I do feel for you.

Crikey it's all been happening overnight!

mike good to see you!!!

And to the person (I say person not lady) who keeps getting you chucked off SHAME ON YOU!!! Stay off our thread and stick to your own!

pip sorry to hear she got you. mother

P.s. merkin I hate the word panty too, it's horrid!

Hear hear Bunny I can't believe someone goes to the trouble of stalking our lovely thread just to cause trouble!

Sorry to hear that Mother keeping everything crossed for you
Sorry about AF Pip

Am on an iPad INSET today so will hopefully be able to keep a sneaky eye in what's going on here