The Elderberry Sausage Wangers (thread 5) and the hunt for immaculate conception - a frightfully good thread for the over-30s TTC their first baby.

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Our new home, hope we will all be very unhappy here and leave soon ;-)

Yes you do need to put in your card details but you can cancel at any time.

Full on red spotting now, but didn't one of our recent BFPs say she had spotting before her BFP?

I never thought that ttcing would take so long and be such hard work.

Loads of people have spotting (some quite heavy) pre (and after) BFP. I am well acquainted with everything doctor google has to offer on this subject
Do you think I could go on mastermind with early pregnancy symptoms despite never having been pregnant as my specialist subject??

Oh I've sat and explained the whole 'how to get pregnant' thing to women who have had babies.

On the plus side, if AF does show tomorrow then my spotting is clearly much better.

Oh Kerry, if you are still there, please don't be offended by my comment. I was just playing devils advocate.

Hi Mike

mike do you have a slanket?? We only permit those who own incredibly unsexy polyester/fleecy sofa slobbing clothing. I think you need to prove your worth and get out the wooly socks...

Ffs twice in one night woolly I can spell when not under the influence of wine
Wooh I like the sound of soon to be pregnant! I could then be BabyBeneathTheMerkin! I can make the merkin theme run and run given a chance...

Hi Kerry. I am very glad to see you back, albeit probably briefly. How totally gutting that you keep getting booted off.

What film is that?

A leopard print hand muff?? you're in! Octopus ingestion wtf?? Do all films now have to list what people are eating at the end?... This film contains scenes of Caesar salad and chocolate pudding ingestion, watch at your discretion

Snigger, you said muff.

Double snigger at muff. Assume I'm therefore not the only one that cringes at the word panty in any context (hose, liner etc)

Mike maybe it was your muff that was offending people

Flaps also makes me snort. God I am a child. Are you sure you had a lap and dye and not just a deep clean

hello mike dear hope you're doing ok. feels like we're having a clandestine after hours chat before the lights come on and someone discovers us ....