The ongoing search for BFPs now leads the BESH to the barren polar wastes, in the footsteps of Scott, Shackleton and Franklin.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Pack those reindeer sleeping bags, huskies and skis - we're off to the Antarctic to look for our BFPs. Unlike Scott, we'll eat the poniez if necessary (topical joke). Let's huddle together through the Antarctic night and we'll try not to kidnap one of the emperor penguin toddlers for our very own. Bring on blizzards, pack ice, shipwreck, attacking leopard seals, voyages across the Southern Ocean in rowing boats and hazardous traverses of South Georgia in search of rescue - just like the Shackleton expedition, NO BESH WILL BE LEFT BEHIND.

(do I win the prize for most random fred ever?)

Bloody hell Euro an accidental instadiffer in RL would be the end of me

Well of course you are now diffed without actual penetration too. Of a penile sort, I mean.

Walking home from work, squeezing my boobs as I go...

How do they feel Norf??

Still sore, but maybe slightly less so?

I am very soggy of foof. I am hoping it's just more leaking pessary, but what if it's blood? :(

Home and cigar test Norfolk. Sorry about the arctic stick btw.

Cigar test?

Probably pessary, norf. Don't panic.

Don't think the worst Norf... no point worrying as it's prob worry over nothing.

Cigar test = rolled up toilet roll up the foof to check for droid.

Eeeeeew

Come on, draf, we've all done it!

norf is it a progesterone pessary? High levels of progesterone does cause excess fanjo juice. I'm sure it's that

Nearly home, so will cigar then. It is progesterone, but up till now I'd actually been a little on the dry side.

I do enjoy buzzwams. They are so comforting.

Seems to be just wax.

Yey norf and relax a bit

Good stuff norf. Nice hot drink and catch your breath now.

Do you then put the lid back on the shampoo?

How do you get all the pee in the lid? I pee pints out. Would overflow in no time.

Pee a bit then clench!

Do you feel insanely proud when able to stop without overflowing? i do

If my pelvic floor could do better at this stage, that doesn't bode well.

OMG I'm over the healthy BMI according to supersizevsuperskinny. What a load of tosh.

I've had such a long day and have missed most of the last few pages but Northey stop peeing on stuff!!!!

I too think Zara and the rugger player should be allowed in, shall we send through the beshionnaire just in case?

MATV has advised of an instaddiffer at work, accidential, not planned, not wanted. In a dark kind of way I'm kind of, kind of..... smirking a little bit inside that they are so fucked off and stressed about it. Shudda bagged up shouldn't they . Fucking dimwits. In this day and age I just can't buy the 'its a complete accident' bullcrap.

Ohhh I'm happy tonight :)

PS I have weird CM this month. I thought I had ov'd last week but the last two days I've had loads. I'm not going near MATV though, I gave him thrush after drinking too much coffee and coming down with it myself so . I'm therefore out this month. Fuckybollockwank.

Sorry rasp that's crap. Snuggle with the penguins and have lots of gin instead

I am so over Supersize v Superskinny. Dr Christian is so self righteous.

I am well over the healthy bmi, and am very surprised the doctor didn't mention weight when I went to see her today. She was only interested in smoking, drinking and STIs.