The ongoing search for BFPs now leads the BESH to the barren polar wastes, in the footsteps of Scott, Shackleton and Franklin.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Pack those reindeer sleeping bags, huskies and skis - we're off to the Antarctic to look for our BFPs. Unlike Scott, we'll eat the poniez if necessary (topical joke). Let's huddle together through the Antarctic night and we'll try not to kidnap one of the emperor penguin toddlers for our very own. Bring on blizzards, pack ice, shipwreck, attacking leopard seals, voyages across the Southern Ocean in rowing boats and hazardous traverses of South Georgia in search of rescue - just like the Shackleton expedition, NO BESH WILL BE LEFT BEHIND.

(do I win the prize for most random fred ever?)

No I hadn't, but that's great! Did you see his short interviews with Richard Armitage about The Hobbit? They're hilarious, and of course RA is another one I wouldn't say no to...

Okay, I am not ill after all. RA I would do, snot or not I luffed him in norf and souf. Oh can we have a period drama fred?

Given that we've filled up a quarter of this fred in less than 48 hours I reckon we should keep a note of new feem ideas!

lol I read period drama as in drama about our periods. All our periods are dramatic.

rasp

I found the videos!

I get the impression they were both feeling very giddy that day - it's great fun to watch.

LOL dramatic periods

Drumroll please, ladies and ladies, SA results are.............

Absolutely no freakin idea.
GP apparently looked at the paperwork, said "urrrrrm, well I think these are all normal but to be honest I haven't clue. You need to make another appointment with Dr Blah who knows about fertility stuff."

Of course, BE being BE, he didn't ask for copies of paperwork or write anything down, and has done no research into what the test results are even about.

For fucks sake.

Anyway, who's for a triple gin with the evening ration of jerky and beans?
For the record, i think Cummerbund Bandersnatch is sort of pretty. Jimmy Carr is repellant, and Doom and Bloom is certainly on the shameful list. Give me Jack Sparrow any day (although I'd like to be him more than do him)..

Hugs to Frank, a big What Ho! To Bugs back from treks, and a further megalomaniac Mwahahaha to Merkin who has also been lured here from the Elderberry clan.

Drumroll please, ladies and ladies, SA results are.............

Absolutely no freakin idea.
GP apparently looked at the paperwork, said "urrrrrm, well I think these are all normal but to be honest I haven't clue. You need to make another appointment with Dr Blah who knows about fertility stuff."

Of course, BE being BE, he didn't ask for copies of paperwork or write anything down, and has done no research into what the test results are even about.

For fucks sake.

Anyway, who's for a triple gin with the evening ration of jerky and beans?
For the record, i think Cummerbund Bandersnatch is sort of pretty. Jimmy Carr is repellant, and Doom and Bloom is certainly on the shameful list. Give me Jack Sparrow any day (although I'd like to be him more than do him)..

Hugs to Frank, a big What Ho! To Bugs back from treks, and a further megalomaniac Mwahahaha to Merkin who has also been lured here from the Elderberry clan.

Has BE considered making an appointment moll with the illusterous Dr Blah?

Ta for the gin :)

Oh stupid stupid phone. ??*sigh

In other news, BE's business went bust this week. On hearing the news, SiL - happily bouncing second baby, and knowing we've been ttc - laughed at me and said "bet you're glad you didn't get pregnant now!"

silly man! Has he got an appointment with Dr Blah booked?

You SiL is a COW. And I am happy to retrieve a cluster bomb from the last fred and deliver it at her door in a superhero manner.

you want us to go round and duff up SIL, moll? Bitch.

Or we can leave her to freeze to death outside the tent. It wouldn't take long for her feeble wailing to stop at -40C.

Not yet - they told we both had to go, but could only book us in as separate appointments!! It's all become a big fat joke.
Dr Blah is the dr I switched from because I found him to be pleasant but useless.
I don't see the point of me seeing him - I'm in the hands of the head gynae at the hospital now. I'll just have to go through the whole rigmarole again..

Haha!
Thanks for the violent response to SiL! We actually get on pretty well and she's nice really. But she is a total instadiffer and DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.

Haha!
Thanks for the violent response to SiL! We actually get on pretty well and she's nice really. But she is a total instadiffer and DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.

moll What a bitch! Way to be fucking sympathetic.

Why would someone say such a twatish thing? Why? You should have slapped her. I think I'd have told her I thought she was a dick for saying something like that. Oh wait, she's probably an instadiffer no? Sorry about BE's work though.

@#%$ phone.

I KNEW IT! you can tell an instadiffer a mile off what with their idiotic comments.

Yeah the bustness news is pretty shit as well. But your SiL can go in a club with mine "aren't you jealous of our baby?" two weeks after mc... An instadiffer too.

D'you know, I don't think being an instadiffer is any excuse for being an ignorant fuckwit. My sister is an instadiffer (in fact, is there something faster than an instadiff? She was a SurpriseDiff) and yet displays tact and kindness and understanding, and would NEVER say something as brainless as that. Perhaps because she's a semi-decent human being who doesn't need to extract her head from her own arse.

Driz, just