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The ongoing search for BFPs now leads the BESH to the barren polar wastes, in the footsteps of Scott, Shackleton and Franklin.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 19/02/2013 22:35

Pack those reindeer sleeping bags, huskies and skis - we're off to the Antarctic to look for our BFPs. Unlike Scott, we'll eat the poniez if necessary (topical joke). Let's huddle together through the Antarctic night and we'll try not to kidnap one of the emperor penguin toddlers for our very own. Bring on blizzards, pack ice, shipwreck, attacking leopard seals, voyages across the Southern Ocean in rowing boats and hazardous traverses of South Georgia in search of rescue - just like the Shackleton expedition, NO BESH WILL BE LEFT BEHIND.

(do I win the prize for most random fred ever?)

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maamalady · 21/02/2013 20:34

I barely cope with watching X:Men - Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen, it's like floating on a sea of VOICE. Fortunately Alan Rikman isn't in it too or I would be quite undone.

maamalady · 21/02/2013 20:34

McKellan, I mean. Poor spelling Angry

maamalady · 21/02/2013 20:35

Arrrrgh, and Rickman too. Fucking useless iPad keyboard.

RaspberrySnowCone · 21/02/2013 20:48

Autumn? I can't wait til autumn. We must also have a Sherlock feeem when it's back on. As we are back on shameful crushes - I have developed a bit of a crush on Pitbull. Lord help me, it's even worse than the crush I had on Tom Jones. At least Tom can sing!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 21/02/2013 20:49

My Crush of Shame was/is Jimmy Carr. He has very smooth skin when you get up close Hmm

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 21/02/2013 20:50

Oh and a thousand times yes to a Sherlock feeem Grin

maamalady · 21/02/2013 20:51

Jimmy Carr?!? Eeeeeeeeeeew!

Who's Pitbull?

I keep misreading Tom Jones as Tom Cruise - both odd choices, for entirely different reasons...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 21/02/2013 20:52

Pitbull

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 21/02/2013 20:53

If you hags want to go and have the tub now for the orgie you are planning it is free. I am too coldy for sechsy thoughts, which is depressing as droid has just left the building and before we know it we'll be on the pre-IUI-sechs-ban...

maamalady · 21/02/2013 20:54

Definitely a Sherlock theme.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 21/02/2013 20:54

I just couldn't with a name like that frank, even if it is a stage name.
Rickman however...

TWinklyLittleStar · 21/02/2013 20:54

Ewwwwwwwww to fancying Snape draf!

Pitbull is a rapper who is currently at the top of my playlist, telling me not to "stop the paaaaaaaar-taaaaaaaay". He looks just like the guy out of Aqua (of Barbie Girl fame) IMO - so not sexy.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 21/02/2013 20:55

Jimmy Carr's not that bad surely??

Looks-wise, not tax-issue-wise, obv.

maamalady · 21/02/2013 20:55

Ohhhhhh, Pitbull is the J-Lo "we're going to be sick on the floor" guy? I see. Thanks!

TWinklyLittleStar · 21/02/2013 20:56

Jimmy Carr's laugh puts me off. I could never love someone with a bad laugh.

maamalady · 21/02/2013 20:57

No, Jimmy Carr is creepy looking and has a hideous laugh. It makes me want to stab things.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 21/02/2013 20:59

the desire to stab things may come in handy at some point draf keep him on file for that moment...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 21/02/2013 21:01

Love that scene evil. , same episode.

Lemon, it's not a stage name - it's his real name! The boys at school (one of which I sort of know in a "I spoke to him on the phone once on a work matter" way) called him BendyDick CumOnMyBaps apparently.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 21/02/2013 21:04

The pitbull is never a real name!

maamalady · 21/02/2013 21:06

How can anyone resist Alan Rickman?

Frank, that scene is fabulous - apparently they had a lot of fun filming it.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't say no to Martin Freeman either...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 21/02/2013 21:06

Oops, I thought you wuz dissing The Batch Blush

maamalady · 21/02/2013 21:08
FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 21/02/2013 21:11

Martin Freeman has a lot of charisma. Did you see his mock "shock" face at the National TV Awards when Sherlock lost out?

I love that his partner is pissing herself laughing

maamalady · 21/02/2013 21:11

I love that scene for Sherlock's panic that perhaps that confession wasn't enough - just wonderful. Of course the whole episode is a bit weak story-wise, but is great for character development.

RaspberrySnowCone · 21/02/2013 21:13

I do think Alan Rickman is rather sexy actually. I don't get my crush on Pitbull, I had a sexy dream about him. We were on his yacht from the Dont stop the party video with a friend too Blush. I woke up in a bit of a fluster and it's been hanging around since then.

How about Martin and the Batch......at the same time. OMG. I'd fall off my perch.