Sorry for tmi but I'm curious...

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... To know if anyone has got upduffed after their partner either withdrew and/or came outside the vagina. Sorry to ask something so personal. My OH and I did the deed 2 days pre-O but he didn't come in me, iyswim. We fell asleep right after, so I didn't clean myself up. 10 days later my boobs seem to be a swollen mess. They don't fit in my normal bra? I've been here before and not had the bean stick so I'm scared to test. I wonder if I'm turning into a psycho symptom spotter. We aren't trying but we aren't using protection, he just isn't coming in me.

Such a horrible emotional roller coaster! I would really appreciate hearing if anyone else has gone through this?

The 'withdrawel' method is rubbish contraception. I know a few people who got upduffed this way. Three of them in fact if I think about it.
Are you trying to not get pregnant? If so I'd think of a much better way if I were you.
If you do want to get pregnant then good luck

Well we aren't actively trying per se. But we are also not preventing. So if it happens we would be delighted but if it doesn't happen it's no big deal either. We do want children though and as my body clock ticks louder and louder I'm starting to hope for a happy accident lol...

A friend of mine has an accidental third from her husband coming near her - she must have wiped some of it the wrong way.

I just find it hard to believe itty bitty swimmers can get that far? From around the "opening" all the way in to greet a friendly egg. Isn't it the equivalent of several hundred miles for them? I don't know, maybe I'm naive. It seems inn possible even though I hear stories of it happening.

Inn possible??? IMPOSSIBLE. Fat(ter) fingers, as well as boobs.

My nephew is the result of a rouge adventurer sperm. My brother and SIL still scratch their head about how sperm deposited some way away made a baby!

men release a fluid before they ejaculate, and this can contain sperm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-ejaculate

hope you get the result you want.

apologies for the picture on that link!

Yep, I know about pre-ejaculate and it's "debatable" sperm content. But what if, theoretically speaking, there was no vaginal penetration at all? The swimmers would have to (miraculously) get from around the opening to where they needed to be. You hear of stories of this happening. But in reality what are the chances? I'm not convinced I am upduffed in this manner, but my suddenly increased cleavage just got me wondering. And if I'm not upduffed, why the heck do none of my bras fit?!?!