Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

Just popping in to send good vibes to our lovely Norf for ET & seeing if the barries have been moved.

Frank I used a first response & got a very clear result. It was 15 days after ET though so technically 19 days post ov.

Blimey, a flurry of posts!

We have our contenders :

2x FRER (everywhere was out of 4 packs
2x normal Superdrug
2x Superdrug digital

And I've ordered some Internet cheapies

If that doesn't give me an answer, nothing will. Testing will commence at 6.30am-ish.

Good luck Frank

I got positives with later pees throughout the day...why keep our tassels waiting wait? Do it, do it, do it...

(And I was one of the nice girls at school!)

I think I see a line. I think.

Embryo on board.

It was a grade 4b (on what seems to be a scale of 1c to 5a), and the embryologist was most complimentary. I also have 5 others still alive, not currently of freezing grade, but they will be cultured on till tomorrow and then reassessed.

It was ok. The BBC were filming, which was a bit off putting. Though the nurse kept them firmly away from my door.

Flickstar???? Are you FelicityFlick from Days of Frolicking Yore?

Statistician extraordinaire?

Oh NORF!! X posts!

How do you feel, lovely?

norf the day after my ET as I was crushed onto the train, the scene from Grease where Rizzo thinks she's pg kept going through my head. I wanted someone to clear the way for me shouting "make way, make way, lady with a bundle of cells coming through". Of course instead I just suffered in silence and swore under my breath at all the people making me into a human sardine.

That's brilliant news about the embie. I hope some of the others make it to frosties! When is your OTD?

Eek at the BBC filming. Do you know what it was for?

frank if you get a line tomorrow, I will glue tassels on my incredibly hurty boobs in your honour.

I feel all waaaaah! It's all been a bit much. And I am convinced it fell out anyway when I had my post transfer wee what do you MEAN it's not the same hole?

ITV were there too! Apparently the NICE guidelines have just changed to say ivf should be available on the NHS up to age 42. Plz all watch the news and cheer if you see a foot dangling from some stirrups in an open doorway...

Norf for the first few seconds I tried to do some bizarre half wee whilst clenching my fanjo. But by then the pressure was too much so I just gave into the bliss of the enormawee. I will look out for the Norf-foot on the news!

Official Test Date is 2 March. The in laws are coming to lunch one day that weekend

Hahahahaha at your bizarre clenchy half wee. You nut. I did have to give myself a stern talking to about the fact that they are different holes. I definitely didn't force the wee though. Just let it fall through gravity.

Different holes but I was very conscious of the fact that after dtd, KFZK's contribution stays put until I relax the muscles to pee! Still, it all seemed to turn out alright.

Is 2 March 14 days after EC? That is when my test date was. I know some clinics leave it later.

Well done norf and the famous foot, fingers crossed for your Barry xx

I think it might have been our Flick, Rie. looks for a cupboard to shove Flick in Don't go without saying how things are with you!!!!

Well done on the successful insertion Norf, I shall watch BBC & ITV news like a hawk.

Oh and muchly ROFLs @ "wrong hole" anecdotes

I think someone asked how many dpo I am. I'm 15 or 16 today.

Oh yes, I was watching the racing from Taunton earlier. There was a runner in the 2pm called FANJOS LUCK

He finished 11th of 14

I got some very funny looks in the office as I tried and failed to stifle my giggles

The people in my office would find that hilarious frank. Do you work with real grown ups?

Actual LOLs frank. Actual LOLs!

And I'm menkulling for different reasons! The reason I've been so quiet is because after leaving the evil school from hell we decided to call a halt to TTC until I have a job. So I went back on the Pill this month.

6 days into taking it again, we (ahem) got a bit carried away. On day 14 of a pretty regular 28-day cycle. I'm a complete fvcktard and have a slightly different 2WOOFL to the rest of you.

Congrats to all the wins so far, best of luck to norf and un-MNy hugs to bugs

The only real grown ups I ever worked with were humourless bastards. Fanjo's Luck is a fantastic name! If I ever have a racehorse I shall name it The Brown One for maximum commentary confusion.

Hurrah, norf!

My god, days of frolicking yore seem such a long time ago. I joined the frolickers as soon as I came off the pill - I can't quite believe how long ago that was.

Hello aries, yes 'tis me. I deleted my account in a fit of rage once and when I tried to reactivate it I had to sign up with a new user name.

Ah but we are racing folk, so tis not the done thing to laugh at horse names

There have been some crackers over the years:

Big Tits
Mary Hinge
Wearthefoxhat (say it quickly with an Irish accent)
And most recently Xilobs God (read it backwards )

All horse things involve terrible puns. Team chasing is just the same, including such memorable names for teams as The Bitch Pack and Cunning Stunts.