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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 18/02/2013 21:48
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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 18/02/2013 21:50

Oh dear, that's us. Desperately trying to mother.

Actually I was just thinking. You can see how base an urge it is when these bereaved mums snatch a baby from the supermarket or somewhere.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 18/02/2013 21:53

It's true. It's such a primal thing.

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EuroShagmore · 18/02/2013 21:57

The toddler emperors are so fwuffely!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 18/02/2013 21:58

SO MUCH DANGER! So scary :(

captainmoll · 18/02/2013 22:48

I am very much enjoying watching the penguins vicariously through your posts.

No results from BE as yet - he cancelled his appt today because of stupid work and has rebooked for Thursday. If he cancels that I will actually throw a proper hissy fit and then destroy him with my space lasers

Norf - best luck in the world for tomorrow!

Northey · 19/02/2013 06:12

I missed penguins :( Though it is probably just as well, as it sounds tragic! Poor bereft mother penguin! Poor demented baybee thief penguins.

Eight hours till squirty fanny syringe. Am all worried I should be doing something to prepare (beyond having a shower, I mean). But what? Everything becomes freighted with womble-killing potential, even choice of breakfast.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 06:37

Help BESH - I've caved and POASed and I think there is a teeny tiny faint line. Do I pee on my other test or leave it till tomorrow????

Arrrggghhhhh!

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captainmoll · 19/02/2013 06:39

Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 06:56

Ok test no 2 also as a very very faint line. In fact they're so faint it's a "squint and hold it up to the light" deal to actually see them. I've tried taking photos to show you lot but the line's so faint you can't see it on the proxy picture Angry

They're Superdrug tests. Anyone heard of an evap line on a Superdrug bog-standard test? I'm refusing to believe something so ambiguous. God I'm going to have to go and buy more aren't I?!

Testing has not helped!!!!!

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JethroTull · 19/02/2013 06:59

A line is a line they say Frank!!!!! Buy a first response test.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 07:03

I always thought that too Jeff, but now I'm not buying it!

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.

Do I phone HWHNN and let him know or wait till later?

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Northey · 19/02/2013 07:05

Is it the super drug test with pink dye? Because I don't think you get evap lines with those!

Northey · 19/02/2013 07:07

And yes, go and buy a digital thingy NOW!

Is the wee in a cup? Don't bin it - we need to dip more things in it!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 07:08

Yes pink dye.

I mean temp is still up this morning - that's the reason I tested - but I'm most definitely in-de-nile.

I feel a shopping expedition to Boots coming on at lunchtime. Do you think I'll raise a few eyebrows if I buy one of every test they stock? Wink

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 07:11

Oops, already binned the wee. The cat was paying too much attention to it Hmm

Can't go to the shops now, no shops close enough to get to in time to get back and get ready for work.

Right, going for a shower and a think.

Good luck today Norf

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captainmoll · 19/02/2013 07:14

Oh, big FX Frank!

Norf That's interesting about the superdrug tests- I'm sure I read something recently about super drug tests being quite bad for having evap lines? Can't remember where though..

Sorry, that's not very helpful for you Frank is it?!Confused I'll be quiet now..

Northey · 19/02/2013 07:17

In a special animal intelligence she knows way??

Are we nipple tassling?? Or holding off till tomorrow?

Northey · 19/02/2013 07:18

How are your boobs, btw?

SinkyMalinks · 19/02/2013 07:31

O.M.G

I may have to leave my super super secret lair to rejoin the BESH ranks if this un-beshlike activity continue...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 07:34

Boobs seem normal at the mo. When they have felt different its only for a few minutes or so.

Definitely wait till tomorrow for the tassling. I feel like a fraud at the moment Confused

Chart, if you're interested.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 07:49

I've managed to upload the best picture I can. It's not very good at all! Have a squint and tell me I'm stupid please.

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maamalady · 19/02/2013 08:09

Well, it's a very small picture, but if there's a line it's very faint - though there might be one on the left stick? I'd hold off until tomorrow, more time will do you more good than more sticks. Chart looks fabulous, though!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 08:17

Thanks evil, a voice of reason is what I need right now.

I called HWHNN and he said we need to not get our hopes up and test again tomorrow. If the line(s) is still faint tomorrow I'll call the clinic and ask what I should do.

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TWinklyLittleStar · 19/02/2013 08:19

I'm pretty sure I can see faint lines on both sticks frank [headfuck emoticon]