Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

Not here. I started work at 7am, HWCA is on until 11pm, and I think it's a load of shit anyway. He got out of bed in the middle of the night to get me a hot water bottle as I was freezing in bed, that's better than chocolate :)

Have you heard about Oscar? I can't bear it :( :( :(

Just heard -

It's a good excuse for steak, in our house

Valentines Day, I mean, not Oscar Pistorius being a murderer. That is absolutely shocking - how the hell can you confuse your girlfriend with burglars?!

I think things are very different in SA and it happens a lot. Shoot first, ask questions later.

Too awful.

Just like America - the gun culture means people get shot. I am so grateful that it doesn't really happen here, I am frightened by armed security people in airports.

It is just horrible, guilt will eat him alive even if the court rules it as accidental (though shooting someone in the head is hardly something you can do by accident).

A friend of mine is South African. She lived on a isolated stud farm and slept with a knife under her pillow for protection. It's a whole different situation out there.

Yes. Either way, his career is over, as well as the poor woman being dead at the age of thirty.

Remember all the talk of Rio when he lost his 200m race to the young Brazilian? He would come back to Rio and get his title back from the young upstart etc. He won't be at Rio. He won't race ever again.

So dreadful.

Another thing which makes me grateful I live here despite the state of the country, the government, the weather etc etc.

I'd rather put up with rain than have guns in the house and 18,000 homicides a year.

That's just . I'm a bit about it all although last night I didn't hear MSB get up last night and then heard him moving round and went to say to him, Quick, get up, what's that noise?. It was him! But in a culture where they shoot first, ask questions later, it's a tragic situation. That poor woman.

Good luck Norf! Buzzwams are here any time :)

How are the early differs doing?

All done. Seven eggses and a good splurge of spaff. Off for a bacon roll now. Yum.

Well done Norf! :)

AIBU to read all sorts of things into the bacon roll comment? Bacon and egg roll with a good dollop of staff? Yummy!

Well done my luffly. Seven whole eggs!

That would have been funnier if the damn phone had kept spaff as spaff and not changed it to staff.

norfy sorry I didn't answer you before EC! I have been waking up super early the last few days (this morning was a record at 4.30am though ) so I crashed out and had an early night, but it is all over now! Seven eggs is brilliant. Now have a nice relaxing day and make sure you get pampered. Oh and welcome to the delights of Cyclogest...

Imagine how dissapointing it would be if your online beau sent you a picture of a massive one and he turned out to have teeny weeny. And ARGH at someone's mum passing round a picture of a massive dong. An aquaintance did it at the pub once when she was hammered (bloody hell, it was MASSIVE - and he was a personal trainer and bloody fit) and that was bad enough, but at least she wasn't someone's mum.

Twink I know that feeling - the hangover without the drinking first. I get loads of those and never feel right until mid afternoon!

The Oscar story is incredibly sad. Although I shoot for sport and have licence to keep guns at home, I am glad that it is pretty highly regulated here and that licensed weapons have to be kept locked away, and the ammo in a separate lockable case, both bolted in, etc.Police can inspect any time to make sure the guns are kept as they should be, etc. Having guns readily available to the general public is just not a good thing.

I'm feeling ok today but woke stupidly early and couldn't get back to sleep - it's been getting earlier and earlier the past few days, so I am a bit groggy. I have a dull ache in my womble region, which I hope is embarryo digging in for the long haul. Still terrified, but it is starting to seem slightly more real now.

Heh. Rie I had the same thought at the mention of bacon, eggs and spaff all in the same line!

7 eggs &

Well done Norf

Maybe Norf will have septuplets?

What kind of lurve are the eggs having? Barry White stylee or actively bringing them together? How many eggs will they put back in the basket? spoke to speak?!

Surely the egglets are having "pure lurve"

Gah. I'm spotting.

Sit tight Euro.don't assume the worst xxx

What kind of spotting euro?