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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 13/02/2013 19:04

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 13/02/2013 19:05

Arf @ the thought of HWCA going at it while Twinks posts on MN Grin

It reminds me of one of my favourite quotes from Scrubs, when Dr Cox and Jordan are in bed and he suggests some sechs: "Do what you have to, just don't wake me!"

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 13/02/2013 19:11

Yes that makes me :) Frank.

Not so much pre-sechs but post-sechs when we actually do it these days I quite miss telling FF we've done the sechs now Hmm

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EuroShagmore · 13/02/2013 20:05

Twinks I always had trouble telling the two apart...

Bugs I've been cramping for the last couple of days. Let's menkul together.

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Northey · 13/02/2013 20:24

Yayyyy for euro and Barry!

TWinklyLittleStar · 13/02/2013 20:30

Glad to know I'm not just being highly dense, thank you all. faif I do shower btw! Some of the leftovers seem to hide 'inside' and I don't clean that thoroughly.

Is there a special term for early diffment menkulling? I feel like there ought to be. The 'men' part makes me think of menstruation. Pregulling? Diffuling?

Northey · 13/02/2013 20:33

Huh? Is twink diffed?

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 13/02/2013 20:49

No, just empathetic!

how you feeling post-trigger?

Northey · 13/02/2013 20:52

Very clingy. As you and your welcoming buzzwams can probably tell. Was on the verge of tears a couple of times at work. Was there till 8pm in a massive workload faff. Now worried about taking time off and thinking I should go back in next week.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 13/02/2013 21:00

Work will be there when you get back. Everyone is entitled to time off. Next week is going to be stressful enough without work. Get done what you can and walk away for a bit!

TWinklyLittleStar · 13/02/2013 21:11

It is always a terrible time to take time off work. Fuck it. Look after yourself.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 13/02/2013 21:54

My buzzwams are not at all impressive, but if I can help, I will Norf

EuroShagmore · 13/02/2013 21:57

Norf I will be thinking of you tomorrow morning. Take the time off that you need. Work is just not that important sometimes.

Northey · 13/02/2013 22:35

Fanks rie. Any boobage works for me.

euro or jeff, what is egg collection actually like again? I iz a bit worried about sedation and ouchiness.

JethroTull · 13/02/2013 22:40

I thought EC was fine. I don't remember a thing. I came round pretty quickly after the procedure & had no side affects aside from feeling sleepy for the rest of the day.

I've been out for dinner with my friend tonight. I told her about the diffment. She showed me a photo of a massive cock. Good times all round Grin

JethroTull · 13/02/2013 22:44

Maybe I should explain... She is currently single & a member of varoous dating sites. She always has amusing emails / messages to show me. One of her, ahem, admirers just sent her a photo of his penis. It was HUGE!! Needless to say she didn't reply. It caused us great hilarity though.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 13/02/2013 22:53

I was out with a friend not long ago and her mum crashed our evening halfway through. Which was fine, as she's good fun. She's divorced recently and is on the scene, and one of her recent conquests sent her a photo of his gigantic cock as well. She was showing us. My poor mate was mortified. Imagine... your mum! Shock

Northey · 14/02/2013 06:20

Was it taken from the base upwards, with a wide-angled lens? Dear men and their need to present their willy as the biggest one ever.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 06:31

Good luck for egg collection Norf, rooting for your little pre-Barry's Grin

I may be an old cynic, but I suspect that these chaps circulating pictures of their gentlemen's areas could probably be accused of false advertising! I sincerely doubt they are pictures of their cocks! They've probably googled "massive cock" and copied the picture Grin

Last day in work today for the week - I've managed to wrangle tomorrow off Grin

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 06:56

Apololologies if I've got EC date wrong Blush I'm easily confused Grin

Good luck whenever it is!

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TWinklyLittleStar · 14/02/2013 07:04

I too thought norf's EC was today. Good luck for today if it is.

This is one of those mornings where, if I had been drinking the night before, I would be cursing myself and saying I'd never drink on a school night again. Turns out sometimes I just feel shitty in the morning.

Men and their cock pictures is one more reason to be pleased I'm no longer single. Why do they think we're as impressed by them not being a Ken doll as they are??

maamalady · 14/02/2013 07:37

It's weird, isn't it? If I want to see cock, I want to choose to do so, not have it thrust (haha) upon me. At least most men aren't that odd, it is just an easily-noticed minority.

Good luck today, norf!

Is anyone doing anything for Valentine's? HOTB is currently baking croissants for breakfast in bed, will be cooking dinner later (steak and chips!), and I shall be baking cake this afternoon. It turns out, food is the food of love...