Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

Bitter Barren TTC playlist? Gotta be Please Please Please by The Smiths.

Bottle of wine all gone, HOTB killing aliens, and me still all giggly over that dude from Arrow. He's got such twinkly eyes as well as being gorgeous. Definitely prettier than a man-eating polar bear.

Boo that song always makes me think of TTC! Luffed the DM thread the other week by the way :)

I luff penguins too. So waddly on land, so elegant in the water.

I just burst into tears at the one which got left on its own :(

Squeeeeee at the bouncing rockhoppers!

I just got in. Will have to catch the penguins on iplayer another night.

I just had a light work out at the gym. Squats in public are highly hazardous when you resemble a whopee cushion... Still my bum got a good work out from all the clenching.

Can we have a penguin feem?

Hmmm, I'm not totally averse, bit what would we do in it.

Though I suppose we do generally forget the feem after two page anyway.

It could work quite well with all the fish that get flung around.

Don't know really. Just pretend to be penguins, you know.....

We could call it March of the BESHguins and have Morgan Freeman doing the voiceover.

Well I do like titles we can shoehorn BESH into.

?! I think it's a bit limited....

Like I say, I luff penguins! I'm just not sure it's got much in the way of legs (much like penguins)...

Those Rock Hopper dudes just keep trying. Like the BESH.

See? Jeff agrees with me. BESHguins.

I suppose we could quack and waddle and slide on our tummies. Hmmm, maybe the PESH should actually nick it

Or you could see it as a practice run?

How are the newly diffed doing this morning?

Any more fivers peed on?

I think it would actually be heartbreaking to pretend to be penguins as a practice run for something I feel despairingly certain today that I will
never achieve.

Me too, norf

Although penguins are birds that can't fly (and what is the point of a bird that can't fly?), and that's rather how I feel about being barren. All the other birds are differs while I sit on the ice flapping my wings and going nowhere.

Oh, melancholy BESH

I actually had to suppress a little self-pitying sob at that. Poor confused bird, hopelessly flapping.