Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

I WANT A BABY PENGUIN! SOMEONE GET ME ONE!

If ivf fails, I am going to BUY ONE!

And none of that crappy sponsoring one at the zoo thing. If I am handing over money, I am taking a penguin home.

Frankel is gorgeous.

You want the South Pole, btw, bugs. The North Pole is for polar bears, and they're probably a bit more difficult to keep in the fishpond.

Me too! I WILL have a baby emporer penguin

Anyone watching the One Show? Apparently pink footed geese do something called wiffling. Anyone think that sounds remarkably like WOOFLing.

I saw two species of penguin in NZ. Blue penguin and the yellow eyed penguin, the rarest in the world. Troofact.

I am watching the news

I would quite like a polar bear too though. The fubsy little cubs with their huge paws to cuddle you with!

That's right. A polar bear would DEFINITELY cuddle you.

I am necking cheap white wine and making homemade pizza while HOTB adds songs to our "black humour/bitter" playlist. I clearly can't decide whether I'm actually a grown up or not...

A polar bear would cuddle you right up to the point that it ate your face. Like a big version of a cat.

I am eating last night's left over risotto and watching How I Met Your Mother. It's the "gang discover Tobin's secret" episode

Lets go to the Mall!
Today!

Oh they are so lovely. I just want to squeeze one into a great big snuggle. Possibly while bobbing along on a little iceberg raft.

frankel, when can you test?

Oh yes, the symptom few talk about. Farting like a trucker. Having them "fall out" as you walk across the office and you could no more prevent them coming out than you could stop the sun from setting.

Fab news euro!

Clinic said not to test until 20th, they calculate droid to be due on 18th.

However, based on the last druck cycle, I reckon droid is due on 16th.

Oh, I'm not disputing their cuddliness. I just doubt you'd have much time to enjoy it.

Bitter barren TTC playlist now includes Frank Turner's Glory Hallelujah (which is a song for bitter atheists, may cause offence to others), Jenny Own Youngs' Drinking Song (including the immortal line "there's solace at the bottom of a bottle"), and Manic Street Preachers' The Everlasting ('nuff said).

Any more suggestions?

Owen, sorry, stupid autocorrect getting names wrong.

PENGUINS!!!!111!11

Aww. Like a very slender, flame-haired sea lion.