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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

984 replies

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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Northey · 09/02/2013 19:50

Hope is such a killer, euro :(

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:08

Yes but only because he was TIRED! We'd been working 23 on the stretch or something. Didn't break it - old landies are more or less indestructible.

Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:14

I want a Landrover.

Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:14

ps Rie I had tuna pasta for lunch. I never know if I'm allowed to enjoy it or not anymore.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:15

Ps wouldn't call a part time teacher and lecturer and owner of a business a dullard necessarily. You're just weljel because he's like really really really good looking Grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:18

Cass we sold it when we didn't need to tow anymore. It gobbled fuel, cost a fortune to service and tax, and was rusting. Other than that, great.

Pole and line caught skipjack tuna is ok. Nothing else

Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:23

It had a picture of a happy dolphin on it. Is that ok?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:47

No. Dolphin friendly tuna avoids the dolphins but indiscriminately catches everything else, including the much more endangered sharks.

I know. Tis annoying, isn't it?

Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:50

Oh. Bollocks.
Wait. I'll go and get the tin out of the bin. You know I live to please you on the fish front.

JethroTull · 09/02/2013 20:50

I'm watching a programme about penguins. Aren't they amazing?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 21:02

I've been watching Crocodile twatting Dundee II when there were penguins on? What channel?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 21:03

Oh Cass you do make me larf.

JethroTull · 09/02/2013 21:12

Some digital thing.SSG has this annoying habit of flicking through channels, watching 10 mins & changing it again! I have the iPad & fig rolls though Grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 21:33

Oh god, men and their channel flicking.

I'm watching The Full Monty. Again.

Northey · 09/02/2013 21:34

I just watched an episode of Game of Thrones on dvd. I am now going to bed. Rock and roll.

Casserole · 09/02/2013 21:37

I have failed. The happy dolphin is their only claim. There is NOTHING about sharks.

Casserole · 09/02/2013 21:38

I can't believe my tuna pasta has murdered SHARKS.

Casserole · 09/02/2013 21:38

SHARKS

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 21:40

Shark murderer.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/02/2013 21:46

I am watching the plane crash thing on More 4. I may never get on a plane again after this

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 21:50

My mum and dad had to assume the crash position once, when landing in Beirut. Mum's been a loon about flying ever since. Or maybe sane.

JethroTull · 09/02/2013 21:57

I fucking love Game of Thrones Northey. Have you read the books?

Now we are watching Worlds Most Dangerous Flights on Discovery. I am going to bed.

JethroTull · 09/02/2013 21:58

Beirut Rie? What were they doing there?

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/02/2013 22:00

I'm not a fan of flying. I'm not scared, but I just don't like it. Plus I get travel sick

Blush
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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 22:10

Oh dear Frank Grin

Jeffers, it was before the war when Lebanon was a luffly place.