Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

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LP not long to go now! Does head engagement mean you are waddling?

The cold thing means I should probably be drippy Anne. I am always bloody freezing and complain about it lots.

It's my birthday today. I am surprisingly undepressed about this. I think I got all my mizz out of my system earlier this week.

Happy birthday euro! Have a tongue sandwich in celebration

Don't we have some sort of roll out bag things that we stuff with heather or dried grass or something, rather than lie on bare ground?

I am making progress with work, but might need a break to buy crisps. I am STARVING at the moment. If only it were a sign...

Happy Birthday Euro! have some of cook's scrummy treacle sponge with lashings of custard to warm you up

Any news Jethro???
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planning on POASing again tomorrow as temp still up

Ahem. I have been asked to relay a Very Important Message Jeff's little embryo did its stuff and is ready for transfer this afternoon

Eeek! The power of the BESH positive thinking! Now going with very sticky vibes for jeff. :)

Happy birthday euro! Do you get the day off work?

I am waiting for the bus to go to work. MSB has the car. Tis now only -3, was -10 . Fricking freezing. Happily we have agreed to buy another car so soon these experiences will all be in the past

S'alright, driz, Desert Orchid died a long time ago and retired a good long while before that. He could jump like you wouldn't believe and when the crowd cheered he just ran faster :)

Flapjack and camping sounds fabulous! Do you think Cook could be persuaded to bring us hot cocoa?

Oh, and happy birthday Euro!

Hurrah for the Jeffembie!

Thanks for the spiffing birthday wishes, chapesses. I'm at work but not doing much!

Ooo well done Jeffembie (love that!)

Laugh Out Loud

And happy burfday Euro! How old today?

37, but don't tell anyone. I'm in denial and if others repeat it, it might make it seem real!

Happy birfday Euro! (I think I'm cancelling mine this year...)

Yes, LP. It was a very popular foodstuff way back when before folk knew any better .

This thread is making me wonder if my parents binned all my old Enid Blyton books. I bet they did, the bstds.

I'm back BESH!! Thanks for all the positive thoughts. Having the embryo put back was a bit more invasive than I imagined but who cares now. It's done!

Happy Birthday Euro hope you get to eat cake.

Hurrah for jeffembieonboard! Sorry it was unpleasant, but it is in and all that matters now. Sending sticky toffee vibes!

Happy burfday to you Anneuro! You can have a haysack (is that the concoction described above) and a cocoa.

Impressive badge ariel I reckon you can exchange if for something hearty.

PS With the current frost I am finding it cold - and I am hardylikegeorge!

Well done Jeffers. Now go and lie on the sofa with a hunk of bread and cheese and take it easy.

Btw kidneyprod to frank. POAS again, and report the result immediately to the nurse faif of course and the rest of us please.

Hurrah for the Jeffembie being on board!

There will be no cake. I have given up wheat again in case that was what made the difference back in November (it was the only thing I had done differently). I have however bought cake for everyone else in the office...

Hurrah for the jeffembie!

Happy birthday AnnEuro, why don't you have a wheat free cornflake cake instead? Cornflake cakes are awesomely good.

Totally missed the bit about possible POAS action from Frankly

Yay for jeff and jeffembie! May the two of you stick together like the cobbler's wax and toffee-filled pockets of an adventurous boy. Or George.