Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

Oh I'm so happy for you Jeff. It was a tad dusty in my car on the way to work

I agree with Faith, this feels like the start of a great time for the BESH.

All rooting vibes now firmly fixated on Euro and little Barry

after that can I have some follicle-growing vibes ready for tomorrow morning. Taking my trigger tomorrow night would be ideal as HWHNN goes away on Monday for 2 nights.

Very growy vibes coming your way Frank. Big fat follicle on order!

Good luck euro and barry, hoping this part is fairly smooth.

jeff out of curiosity how long is it done you first started trying to win a baybee? oh wow you're actually diffed!

Waaaaaaah! It's no good trying to be a gender confused tomboy now. I am a full on wet and soppy Anne after all. Congratulations, jeffy darling. Ices all round! Nekkid ices! And let's go crazy and bathe within an hour of eating them!

Give us a grope, you clever old tart, you.

Ancient ESH coming out for a win here.

I fucking love Science, and I fucking love SunnyJeff.

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

With the recent flurry of laying, there are lots of open spots on the PESH fred...
A cluster diffage is on order, please and thank you, Universe.

Boo!!!!!!!!

Is that you Lazy?

Is anyone else laughing their head off at the idea of an embryo called Barry?

Oh!

Hello lazy

OH I KNOW I KNOW!

I have packed some caviar for the eurembie to snack on as it journeys to euro's endometrium. I am also sending grow-y thoughts to frank's follicles.

However I am shocked and appalled by norf's crazy reckless swimming after eating ices. As punishment you must listen to the wanky woo 'relaxation' CD is was loaned by the needling lady. norf you must picture beams of light hitting your thyroid and stimulating hormones, and picture sperms wiggling up your foof.

Barry is an ace name for an embryo.

When I was diffed DH (forgot what my ESH name was for him) named our unborn child 'David Babcock', for reasons unclear.

Yes Barry is a good name. EmBarryO?

Bloody hell Jeff, you're a differ! And thankfully now I can uncross my legs. I think that would have made ET a bit tricky. I wonder what the clinic will make of the nipple tassels?

Lazy I think I've got it too.

ROARING at EmBarryO!

What time are you in Euro?

Rie, you're a terribly clever gal for coming up with such an amusing name. Who'd have thought girls could be smart and funny?

YESSSSSS!

Amazing news - congrats sunnyjeffers I am so pleased you have got your win at long last :) :) :)

EmBarryO is brilliant!

Oof! At least get dressed again before pinning it on rie!

EmBarryO