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Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/01/2013 10:59

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 01/02/2013 08:19

Do you KNOW arie? If so HURRAH!
Waves at the unknown CRESH/PESH types.
Good luck for eurembie. Although if it sticks, we'll be calling him barry!

JethroTull · 01/02/2013 08:31

Turns out good things come to those who wait!!!!!111!!!! GrinGrin

JethroTull · 01/02/2013 08:32

Euro best of best things for ET today. C'mon Barry.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 08:33

Very dusty in here. As well as fishy.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 08:34

Come on Barry!

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maamalady · 01/02/2013 08:34

OMG BFP!!! Fantastic news, Jeff! IOTO indeed! Grin Grin Grin

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 01/02/2013 08:35

Karate chop to your kidneys jeff carefully avoiding the womble area and a bucket of shrimp for good measure. Oh and should we get our kit off? The Famous Five clearly never did.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 01/02/2013 08:35

Jeff are you saying what I think you're saying?! Can I get my nipple tassels out?!

How luffly to see moley and barry :)

JethroTull · 01/02/2013 08:36

Can't believe it. Me - pregnant!!!!!!!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 01/02/2013 08:37

Getting the very dusty nipple tassels out. It has been a (long) while since BFP, but they're ready. HURRAH. And congrats!!! IOTO IOTO IOTO

(Listen to that euro!)

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 08:37
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LazyMachine · 01/02/2013 08:39

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 08:39

Can you hear the people sing "IOTO"?

It has been a fucking age since a bro. Go the BESH.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 01/02/2013 08:39

JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grin Grin Grin

Ahem, congrats old thing

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 08:39

Lazy which namechanger are you?

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 08:40

A bro is clearly a bfp

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 01/02/2013 08:41

Fan-bloody- tastic news! I'm so flipping happy for you!

I feel in my waters this is the start of many great things to come for the BESH! Grin

LazyMachine · 01/02/2013 08:45

I'm just so very excited for you! You're all knocked up!

Oh my, it is extremely dusty in here.

TWinklyLittleStar · 01/02/2013 08:46

Grin Grin

Jolly good work Jeff old bean! Goodness, a BESH BFP. How spiffing :)

LazyMachine · 01/02/2013 08:46

The Lynch variety, Rie

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 08:48

Bet Lynch? It's early. I'm hungover.

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LazyMachine · 01/02/2013 09:00

I've PMed you Rie but might've misspelled your MN name Blush
Will convert to desktop for easy messaging...

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 01/02/2013 09:03

Gotcha.

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cakeandcava · 01/02/2013 09:10

Another ex-ESH checking in, massive congrats to you Jeff!! Grin
Definitely dusty in here....

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 01/02/2013 09:10

Howdy cakey, how goes it?

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