Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

Oh good idea Faith - never thought of that!

I highly recommend Doritos salsa pot. Just the right size - easy to under your fanjo (so better than a mug) but wide brimmed.

I am watching les Mis (anniversary concert with Alfie Boe, not the filum) One day more.......

I'll have everything crossed for you Jeff. Well, apart from when they are prised apart to have the eurembie shoved up there.

Faif is full of practical suggestions.

The clinic have given me a pot & a stick. I've also bought 2 First Response as a back up. Not obsessing about this at all....

Will you sleep tonight?

Rooting for you Jeffers

Wisdom of experience from a. blinding myself trying to see pee sticks in the middle of the night b. having an addiction to Doritos and salsa
And c. Peeing on my hand

I have never successfully POAactualStick. I have my very own dedicated PIAP pot in my bathroom (hidden). My left side fingers and toes are crossed for jeff and the right side ones for euro

On an unrelated but thrilling note, the long promised New Computers were delivered to our office today. Seriously, it was amazing, it was like coming in to find a unicorn sitting on my desk but more useful. So happy. did my story help distract anyone or just highlight what a loser I am?

I love new gadgets Twink. We're getting new office phones tomorrow. Which is good because the current ones are little better than cups and string.

Tell me about ET. Is it just like IUI/a smear? That's how it is in my head but I've realised tonight that I haven't really looked at what is involved.

Good luck, my luffly luffly pal xxxxxxxx

Bestest vibes I can muster are with you old thing.

I pee in a Gü ramekin because I am a Classy Bird. And I like the word ramekin. And also excuses to eat Gü.

I have everything crossed for you lovely people.

Moley!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!!!!!!

I am never far away, my young apprenticees apprenticii apprentix-- ones.

Feel jolly awful that I forgot to bring any tuck with me,so I'll be off in search of boiled eggs and tequila to share round. You're all jolly brave ESH,might make a girl's lip wobble,if one wasn't such a brick.

Sorry for rude interruption;as you were.

Another interloper popping in - standing by to squeeze your hand, Jefe but not the piss covered one, thank you.

IOTO.

(And a mighty happy Euremby placement, too!)

Good luck jeffers old thing, try not to wee on the floor or I shall tell matron.

Ps is me, bitey.

Standing by on first watch for you, jeff old thing.

Crumbs, a PESH/CRESH/former-ESH invasion

We're really rooting for you, bumface.

And good luck today to euro for the insertion of Barry the euremby.

Rooting for you chaps.

Still no news?

Muchos good vibes coming your way too Euro. Go Barry. Go Barry. Go Barry

How about now?

The only reason I'm getting up to let LazyDog out is to check fred and send another annoying round of good vibeage.

Oh, it's morning! Fingers crossed SO hard for Jeff and cheerful hopefulness for embreuro too :)