Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

Mein Kampf mit dem Bebe.

I am still on the bastard train. I have eaten all my sweets and just want the bloody signals to stop being broken.

Would it be a bit much to do a Hitler fred?

Singing. I have never felt less like it.

jeffers I am at work til 10 but am utterly demotivated. And I am ravenous. PMT again.

Arf at Hitler thread. I think possibly yes - too far.

How do you say "our" in German, frauleinariel?

Probably not a good idea to do a Hitler thread. And I speak next to no German, although I did like watching Bernt das Brot on late-night KIKA while on honeymoon in Italy.

HOTB and I are going out for dinner, because having no kids means we can make snap decisions, huzzah!

I sang all the way home in the car. Loudly & out of tune. Made me feel a bit happier.

Until 10pm Norf? Evil.

Hitler thread? Help, the SS stole the BESH's fertility?!

Unfruchtbare, schlecte, egotische, Hexen.....

Urin auf einem Stock.

Unsere = our. Though which gender Kampf is, I don't know. Neuter?

Unser Kampf.

I don't speak any German

Jeff, it's far too early to have symptoms

Tonight I am eating the Hairy Bikers' healthy lasagne, followed by a very large piece of Cartmel Sticky Toffee Pudding

Good work, Deutsch Frauen!

jeff I had what I assumed was the usual PMS symptoms - tired, grouchy etc about a week after getting diffed. It was only when I vommed at work 14dpo that I actoolie thought I might be diffed.

Ich bin zwolf jahre alt

I have had early tea. Thai chicken. Yum! MrA had Thai quorn. Not nearly as yum.

I can't speak it either But I do empathise with the struggle.

I don't speak much Deutsch although I did it for A level. Google translate is great....

Arrrgghhhh!!!

I read on some forums that some women got a positive 8 or 9 days after a 3 day transfer. That would be this weekend. Clinic have said to test next Friday. Luckily I have no First Response sticks in the house.

Ridiculous Frank. Stop reading right away.

I'm trying not to Jeff.

Did you have a jab of any drucks after ET? Some IVF drucks can give you a false positive if you test too early.

Just shoving progesterone up my fanjo twice a day. oh, you all didn't want to know that?! Sorry.

Thanks for that mental image Jeff

My drucks arrived today. Scan and blood test tomorrow and then the stabbing commences.

BTW, that thread is full of the most self-satisfied instadiffers I've ever seen

Is that a pessary jeff?

I chipped in on that fred frank both from a non-instadiffer and an August birfday perspective.