Funny TTC stories? Do they exist? Do share . . .

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Well, I was just wondering if anyone had any funny TTC stories/experiences? It's January and it's gloomy and I haven't seen any BFPs for a while, so I thought it might cheer everyone up. Do share if you have one.

My long suffering DP is now used to me acting like a mad woman.
one time he caught me in the bathroom taking photos of my boobs with my mobile. any normal bloke would think that i was sending sexy pics to some other bloke, he just shrugged when i explained i was taking photos of my nipples to compare to see if they were getting darker.
On our first preg, he just squinted at the test and said he didn't think it was positive so i marched him in the bathroom and made him POAS to show what a negative looks like.