The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

I'd be inclined to do it anyway slappy, carpet-bombing method and all that

I wouldn't, you did it yesterday, should be fine, sperms can live up to a week and you've more than likely ov'd anyway

Oh no, one for and one against!

Next one gets the deciding vote!

Oh god don't, they will have to be quick - we're off to bed in 5mimutes!!

Flip a coin

I don't have one. I'm thinking I must have ovulated because on Tuesday the consultant said ov would be in the next three/four days but because I had two smaller but still possibly growing follies on the left I may actually ov twice? So it might be that?

In the manner of Chris Pine as James T Kirk in the 2009 film "Star Trek":

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

(I don't have a coin because I'm in bed, it's cold outside the duvet so I'm not moving!)

mission completed! Go for it!

I think, if I've made the deadline, that any egg will by now be swimming in jizz.

Take the night off!

Fuck it

DO IT

Vomming at the thought of swimming in jizz, nasty sinky!

Yes, I am a massive nerd. AND PROUD.

C'mon, slaps, that's three for and one against now. Crack on!

Eek. It's this sort of attitude that sees me to my 4th yr TTC.

I have several lesbian friends with baybees. 3currently pregnant, 1 with twins.

You can get everything in Lakeland. And it always works. I love Lakeland.

However I have been advised that a baster is too big. Syringes. That's what we need.

Nah, sinks, we've got one month to go and then we will be in our fourth year too. It's just shit, it doesn't have any rhyme or reason. Clearly, we just pissed off someone big time in a previous life...

No. NO. I will NOT have this. There are complete shitbags out there breeding with abandon. It is NOT about who deserves it, or doesn't, from this life or another. It is SHIT and HORRIBLE but it is not now, nor has it ever been or ever will be your fault.

(psst, winks, I am not even remotely religious, spiritual or whatnot. When I mention previous lives I don't mean it at all, don't worry)

Having said that, it might be nice to have a religion, so I could assume it was all part of some divinely ineffable plan, as opposed to simply shitty luck.

Oh no I couldn't cope with the idea of a god having it for me at all! I believe in shitty luck.

Just got upset for you cos you is luffly draf and didn't want anyone on here thinking they were in any way Unworthy

And cos I am a hormonal emotional wreck

I dunno. I've been atheist all my life, but have many deeply Christian friends and family who seem to get a lot of support from their faith. Maybe it's something you have to believe to properly understand.

Aww, fanks!

I'm all done out of emotions today, btw, I watched Schindler's List while ironing - so good but rather draining.

There have been a fair few very religious BESHes. Oh the debates it used to cause. I always kept out of it