The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

[bluer]

Someone please tell me they read the Fred where the woman A wasn't on the pill B was having sex with what can only be described as a total catch of a partner and C is now wondering why she was putting on weight and having sore boobs and no period for like four months.
It may be the booze talking but ffs some people....

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

Link?

[SinkyMalinks]

Yup. Lots of mental threads doing the rounds at the mo.

I blame post apocalypse madness.

[bluer]

Sorry can't do it too drunk to work it out but the title is when did I conceive?

[bluer]

Actually it was pregnant but when did I conceive.

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

Loving your strikethrough fail, good effort on the Sunday afternoon drunkenness blue :)

Meant to congratulate norf on her healthy droid earlier, and say that I was singing "blue abadeeabadi" as well

[SinkyMalinks]

Did you notice that that bloody thread appeared just after I said I wanted to be one of those, "oops, I appear to be 5 months pregnant" types?

Arsebiscuits.

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

Mmm arsebiscuits, my favourite

[bluer]

Humph the phone has out foxed me.
Well done norfy and winky I like the idea of Droid rust!
. I did see a top in river island that said bitter on the front....I wonder how they knew?!

[maamalady]

[MissSlapAndTipple]

well good evening one and all. Have we run out of booze yet?

Hurray for ILs going home evil :) Mine don't live too far away and never come round, we always go to them so it works well :) For me anyway.

Don't know what's with all the ridiculous threads at the moment, I have to restrain myself from saying something suitably rude on most of them. I think Sinky is right, it's because of the apocalypse.

I got told I had a 'toned' tummy today. Well happy with that. The irony being that I don't, I was just really trying to hold my tummy in while having a bra fitted but hey I'm not going to let a comment like that go to waste :) I am trying to get a toned stomach but at the moment I've just about managed to clear the flab. Muscle is next on the agenda......... see how I'm trying to tempt fate ooooh i'll get a flat tummy then it'll get all fat because I'll get diffed*** lolz. yeah right. I need that t-shirt bluer found.

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

Brisket was delish! Made some horseradish mash to go with it - yum!

Hurrah for leaving in laws evil and welcome back Bugs

[EuroShagmore]

Xmas shopping mostly done. Phew.

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

[Northey]

Just because it's the end of the world, doesn't mean we can't be comfortable.

Got home after a nightmarish flood-diverted train journey to find some leftover Quality Street and an IVF funding approval letter.

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

Boo for floods but hurrah for surprise chocolate and good-news letters
Do you have dates to start Norf

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

Hooray norf!

Glad you've had fun blue!

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

Yay norf!!!

Tremendous news about the chocolate.

Not too damn shabby about the ivf funding either

So what's the next step, do you know? Or is the next step 'eat chocolate, be pleased something has gone well and remember not to take up a 40-a-day habit in the next few weeks'?

[lovesLemonDrizzleCake]

I was on hollibobs, returned about 5 hours ago, been reading this fred and not understanding much Some of you have name changed, who is blue? Hurrah for droidal end of meth-crap! Hiss boo to floods (rivers, roads etc).

Can someone give me a quick summary of the past two weeks?

PS All sorrows were drowed in copious amounts of alcohol. So life is GOOD right now! (Except that I have to do a million lots of washing - on that topic, we live on the second floor and pay a men to wash our windows).

[MissSlapAndTipple]

blue is fresh meat!

Good hols drizz? Where did you go?!

Thank FUCK Rylan is finally gone.

[MissSlapAndTipple]

bum missed a bit - yayee for IVF approval's northy :)

[Northey]

blue is new, lemon.

Not sure what has happened recently. A few menkuls, but none worthy of the kidney punch. winkle is one to watch currently. Late droid. Sore buzzwams. An actual shag. It's all to play for.

As for the fred, it's Apocalypse BESH. We needed a lair from which to send out air strikes on some frankly kickworthy dim bints who have been starting asinine threads around the place.

[WinklyVersusTheZombies]

Hi driz!

Loving the vibe in the BarrenBunker tonight :)

Got sent home early from work for looking like I was about to fall asleep at my desk, thank goodness I have 2 days off before almost a week of night shifts

[Northey]

Fanks for your kind congrats on my letter (and chocolate). It is basically a letter telling my new ivf clinic that I've been approved and they should contact me for an initial appointment. And telling me not to put on any weight or start smoking between now and then.