The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

Yeah but the Esh are by definition, cool. You have to have a witty sense of humour to fit in here! :)

[MissSlapAndTipple]

Christ on a bike I'm bored and MATV is watching Total Recall. FFS.

How dare someone say we are cliquey. The only thing cliquey in here is my shoulder which clicks when I rotate it. Bloody thing.

Step away from the sticks winkly!! I find it much worse to get a BFN than a droid arriving. Either way it's shit though. I shall keep everything crossed that there is a mini winkly in there though

I think I had my surge this morning and have been horny all day. I wore poor MATV out last night and this morning so hopefully we've done enough. Not that I'm hopeful but at least we've done out best. Gold star for me. And maybe one for MATV. I've also been a bit obsessed with 'Body Rock TV' this afternoon on YouTube.. Check out if you want to see some pervy work out videos. It's quite funny yet informative at the same time. And she has amazing buzzwams.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

I too am bored out of brain. Can't go go out because of the apocalyptic rainfall.

[MissSlapAndTipple]

It's even raining in the film :/

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

I am reduced to watching Dad's Army

[SinkyGoodenplenty]

Saw the cliquey comment. Nothing too horrendous. And she's mid 20s. Think I can forgive the slight.

Am catching up on tv on sky plus. How v rock and roll.

[Northey]

I went out and then got cold and wet and cross.

[MissSlapAndTipple]

HAHAHA now that is bad. Don't get me wrong I like Dad's Army but its not really Saturday night TV. But then again neither is Total Recall

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

We decided all tv was crap and we're watching an old Michael McIntyre DVD. Deluges here too. Been out to pictures to see Twiglet with a friend but she's gone home now so we've battened the hatches.

[bluer]

TV is rubbish tonight...I'm mindlessly surfing the net and discovering the joys of MN. The baby names section tis a scary place ...

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

There's a film about werewolves on.


Anyway, in the bunker we will need to Make Our Own Entertainment. Do you think Daniel Craig could be persuaded? Bagsie first go.

[MissWinklyParadiso]

I don't remember the bag of issues, that doesn't rule out me being responsible for it though.

Pissing down here too but I've been at work and when it rains, as a rule very little happens. So I'm well caught up on phone calls and fiddly bits of paperwork that needed done. Hooray.

[MissSlapAndTipple]

I reckon he could cope with two of us a go rie so ill double up with you when he arrives. We obviously will have to ration now we are in the bunker so this is the best way, ensures there is plenty of Mr Bond to go round :)

[maamalady]

Bag of issues is nothing to do with me (someone explain? I think with the cave/frank confusion, I have established just how slow on the uptake I am...)

I am reading fanfiction while HOTB plays racing car games on the PS3. Nice to have a sit down, I've been baking his birthday cake all evening!

Oh, and I hold out for a week late before POAS. The only time I've needed to think about it, droid arrived at six days late, so a week seems pretty reasonable especially as, like others, I find BFN more depressing than droid arrival.

[SinkyGoodenplenty]

Did we not sort out a Daniel Craig cloning device on the fred previous?

I might just have thrown it in the survival bag. And that's space that could have been gin, so best not let it go to waste...

[maamalady]

[SinkyGoodenplenty]

Sigh. Bag of issues may well have been an instadiff. I'm also bored, so shall investigate.

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

Link to this Fred please

[MissSlapAndTipple]

Ohhh cloning would be good. Perhaps two Daniels each. Best we'd all be instantly diffed with one wiff of Mr Bond's baby dust.

[EuroShagmore]

Bagsie next go on Mr Craig after the scary woman!

I ran this morning. In the rain. I have earned some time flat on my back.

[MissSlapAndTipple]

((((chortle)))) sorry.

[Northey]

Looks like it was fertilityftw. What happened to her? Was se an instadiff? Or a name change I've lost track of?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

I lost track of everyone for a while. There have been so many come and go.

[HavingALittleFaithBaby]

She got diffed shortly after joining. She joined the PESH but rarely posted.

[Northey]

And me, aries :(