The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

Happy birthday for tomorrow Evil - you is still a whippersnapper

Alwyn, if you PM me I'll tell you my name so you can track me down in t'other place. Are you "fwiends" with any BESH?

Oh and yes to Sophie being Patron Saint if the BESH.

DH has an aunt who is adamant that Sophie and Edward's marriage is a sham and that they're both acksherly gay
She is utterly bonkers though!

Speaking of Patron Saints, one of the guests at this dinner for my boss tomorrow is the mum of MN's very own Patron Saint's - Claire Balding. She's on my table

Oh god! I committed a BESH cardinal sin and referred to HWHNN as "DH" &

Oh, how exciting, Frank! You can talk Frankel with her! I once saw a photo in Horse and Hound of her as a young kiddy sitting on Mill Reef - how cool is that? He had his leg in plaster, so she was the last person ever to ride him

Oooh its snowing!

(time for everything in the greater London area to grind to a halt...)

Oooh!

Ah, I wasn't clear enough - it's Claire's mum I'm sitting with! I know her pretty well as she's on my company's Board! She is luffly and terribly embarrassed about Claire's book!

Not sure if it has snowed here, I'm still in bed trying to motivate myself to get up and do the Shred!

tips, you pest. I just leapt out of bed to go and look, and it isn't snowing here yet.

winkle, I meant.

No snow yet...

I had loads of witty things to say but they seem to have disappeared when I left my bed which means either I dreamt them or they were not witty on further inspection.

Happy birthday draff! It is good news though, you're no longer dodging the entry requirements for the BESH.

And good luck stocking up on drucks rie. I need to pop back to hossie today to get mine, as I had my first scan on the busiest day at work in ages, so I just legged it out with the dildo-cam falling fown... I self-stabbed with the leftovers from last time.

Right let's commute before it gets awkward, snow-wise!

Oh yes, happy birthday, evilcrone! And good luck to all with drug stabbing. And have fun with MamaBalding, frank.

al, I'll be your t'other place fwend if you wish. I'm nae chat mind.

Also, I thought beyonce was just showing pics of her previous pregnancy as part of some self promoting movie that's coming out about her "life experiance". Could be wrong. Didn't read too closely.

Frankle - CB's mum is still cool! CB is the total idol of a couple I'm friends with. They got to meet her and the photos are hilarious (if you think seeing a slightly panicked look of CB's face as they launch at her)

No snow here

Happy b day draff. Have a shaped cake

Thank you! HOTB is currently downstairs making paper-and-sellotape noises...

Happy birfday Evil, you are now One of Us

Is this for Christmas slenderness, frank?

General slenderness Norf. I've put on a stone and a half on since I met HWHNN almost 11 years ago and I just feel a bit untoned. I'm not really bothered by weight, more inches and would like to lose a few off my waist and arse. At the weekend I put on a pair of trousers I wore on honeymoon 4 years ago and could barely do them up - cue lots of squats!

I would have stayed in bed

Happy birthday draf!

Ah yes, I know that one. I put on a stone a year for five years after meeting AMNH. Luckily I'm tall, but still... Anyway, it's mostly off now. I keep the pair of trousers I was wearing when we met, not out of sentimentality but for ruthless monitoring of whether I can get into them.

Aw we had snow on Monday so none today!
Just being subjected to BBC news...apparently there is to be a baby boom next year...here's hoping
Starting to feel sorry for Kate...they're banging on about twins again. Poor soul has no privacy.

Have you seen the morons that are already selling "Royal Baby 2013" mugs? What if she, god forbid, has a miscarriage? How will these idiots feel then? If I was her I'd have wanted to hide the pregnancy for as long as possible - three pairs of Spanx under all outfits! Unfortunately for them they've been forced to release the news so early.

Can you imagine Kate posting on aibu?

Morning BESHlas!

Happy burfday draf! Have a luffly day

Goodness, Frank, where did you get the royal baby mug info from?

If I were Kate I'd be on AIBU like a bloody flash.

Happy birthday Draffers!

I have to go to an Industry Day at the local university today All those bonny, fresh faced, wrinkle-free, dewy, lithe young students with their hopes and dreams for the future. Will I stand on a table and shout "It's all a bunch of arse and the Apocalypse is coming anyway, so don't bother"?

Happy birthday draf :)

No sign of snow on the rock. We rarely get it to be honest.

I think you get snow even less often than we do Dor!