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The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

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FrankelDeBeauvoir · 24/11/2012 10:15

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

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bluer · 04/12/2012 19:33

Well i'm six dpo and as usual I feel...nothing. No sore boobs, no 'I just knew right away ' as per work colleague...no ooh I might be...nothing.
Got bloods app on Friday...here's hoping that its looking more like ovulation but i'm just not feeling it!

ApocaBugs · 04/12/2012 20:49

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Frankelstein · 04/12/2012 20:53

I currently look like Jim Carrey in The Mask Xmas Hmm I'm wearing a very bright green face mask (Avocado, Green Tea and Aloe Vera - very middle class!) and trying to calm my skin a little in advance of this posh dinner I've got to go to tomorrow night. It's my boss' retirement dinner so I could do without the spots to be honest!

Sorry for droid Bugsy, if indeed that is what has arrived.

In an effort to cheer us all up, I present the new Star Trek poster complete with Mr Cumberbatch in a gloriously swishy coat Xmas Grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/12/2012 20:54

Steady on Bugsy. Have some of this soothing mulled wine. There.

Kate probably isn't an instadiffer . I think they have been trying since they got hitched and there were all sorts of horrid press and internet rumours about her being infertile/too skinny/unhealthy. I wouldn't wish vomiting incessantly on anyone.

Let's focus our "fuck yous" on, say, Fearne fucking Cotton

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/12/2012 20:54

Oh Frank, that could be anyone!

Frankelstein · 04/12/2012 20:59

Open your eyes luv, course it's him Wink

Agreed on focussing rants at Fearne farking Cotton. And Imogen "tilted uterus" Thomas. And Peaches Geldoff and Jessica Simoson with their "oops I'm pregnant again" shite Angry

ApocaBugs · 04/12/2012 21:02

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WinklyVersusTheZombies · 04/12/2012 21:11

bugs be as bitter as you like, and HWCA will eat your mince pies if you want rid Xmas Smile

Was there a mention of a London BESH meet-up?

Frankelstein · 04/12/2012 21:12

Yup Peaches is upduffed *again (sorry about DM link). Her son is 6 months old.

Apparently Lily Allen is also preggo with her second whilst her first is under a year old.

Jessica Simpson confirmed she was pregnant again a few weeks ago. Her daughter is 7 months old.

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry?

SinkyMalinks · 04/12/2012 21:16

Fearne fucking cotton.

Bint

Now that's a face i could never get tired of slapping.

Feck the mince pies bugs. Overhyped Xmas twatery anyway.

ApocaBugs · 04/12/2012 21:17

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SinkyMalinks · 04/12/2012 21:19

I fucking hate fearne fucking cotton. I don't even know why. The very mention of her and her nauseating pregnancy makes me erupt with fury.

Kittens. I am going to go and watch the kittens. Breeeeeaaath.

WinklyVersusTheZombies · 04/12/2012 21:25

Lily Allen had an awful time of it so she is Allowed. The other two though - pfft.

ApocaBugs · 04/12/2012 21:29

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Frankelstein · 04/12/2012 21:31

Fair point about Lily Allen, I concede that one.

In good news, I have washed the face mask off and my skin has not been stained green Grin

SinkyMalinks · 04/12/2012 21:47

Frankle ===> is this you? Xmas Envy

Frankelstein · 04/12/2012 21:57

Not anymore Sinks Grin

I have to admit there was a moment of worry when I noticed that the hand I applied the mask with was a fetching shade of green even after washing it several times. I had visions of having to go to this dinner looking like I had camouflage make-up on Hmm

ZombieTipple · 04/12/2012 22:02

Blimey you lot have been chatty today :)

ZombieTipple · 04/12/2012 22:14

Bluer - 'uncovered penis' Grin Grin Grin brilliant Xmas Grin

alwyn · 04/12/2012 22:18

Oh and Beyonce's in on the second child act as well, with her fucking video of her slightly rounded belly.

And I feel slighted as no-one wanted to be my friend on t'other place

My work colleagues think I should write a book about my experiences over the last year with school. Ha.

maamalady · 04/12/2012 22:20

Wooooo, Star Trek poster! I am SO excited, the 2009 film was utterly brilliant and I have my fingers crossed that this one will be too, and that Bones gets a bit more air time.

In other news, I'm thirty tomorrow Shock where did the time go?!

bluer · 04/12/2012 22:29

Happy birthday tomorrow draf
zombie I just couldn't help myself...the poor cow. I wonder whether we could get the number for either mr. five times a night or Mr.super-One min

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/12/2012 22:40

Soz, Bugger. You can be bitter x

I think, and have done for some time now,that the Countess of Wessex should be royal patron of the BESH. She's perfect. Ectopic in late 30s, IVF win, then another baby at 43. Hurrah for Sophie.

WinklyVersusTheZombies · 04/12/2012 22:42

Hurrah for Sophie - but surely she loses points for doing sechs with Edward?

Their wedding was luffly.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/12/2012 22:48

Maybe he has a Nice Personality?

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