The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

It's too rough out there alone, I need the BESH bunker to keep me sane . I need to hide from the inevitable baby fever that will now sweep this bloody country. Lovely for the happy couple but it really does bring out some odd new levels of Facebook twatery. Why would you post a picture of them and publicly congratulate a couple you don't even know? Bizarre, really is.

How is everyone?

rie your mum sounds a nightmare, why on earth was she so shouty? Very cruel :( I would stroke your buzzwams but they've probably been stroked to death by now.

Good work on the shopping sinks! Impressed :) I love a posh dress, I never go anywhere to wear one though :(

I think I've reached a point where I've been too honest with people. I thought now we were officially on the infertility bandwagon it would help me if I fessed up about treatment but unfortunately the constraint stream of (well meaning) questions is becoming tiring. It's one friend in particular, she has a heart of gold but she just does not know when to stop. :( hard work.

I guess I don't really want k and w to fuck off. Just all the people bleating on endlessly about them. And aries is right. I bet she must hate having had to announce it this early, when so much might still go wrong.

aries "princess Sophie" was blue lighted in for an ectopic. Sadly the worst does happen even if you are worth squizillions.

Fucking hell. Telegraph - "is it twins or triplets?"

Fuck off journalists, then fuck off some more.

I don't hate k+w. I fucking hate the media.

. And makes me feel less rat fink about it.

(any media type BESH? )

Any BESH writing stories about k+w is being drummed right out of the bunker

Soooo......

We need a new topic of conversation... How's everyone's wombs doing?

Good idea sinks.....

My womble seems well. Think I'm around 9/10dpo but I'm not 100%. I can ring the Drs this morning and find out if I ovulated so shall maybe leave it til Monday to POAS.

Has everyone finish their crumbs shopping?

Barren. Obviously. Did I tell you I sechsed unprotectedly for the first time in 3 months last week? CD5, so not likely to do much, but, you know, small steps.

Yay on unprotected sechsing and being 9/10dpo (tipps- you're scaring junior doctors? Why?/how??)

Cd 8 here so also little going on, womble wise, but also achieved the sechs. Well done us.

Well done on the unprotected sechs Norf. God knows what my womble is up to, CD 26 and still haven't ov'd. I'm getting spottier by the day though, so it can't be far off, just need it to hold out till Friday so I can jump HWHNN

(13 pages. 13 fucking pages. This shite is why I don't read the daily mail)

As you were.

Don't forget according to my dates I either got diffed on CD6 or 10! Congrats on the unprotected sechsing norf. Back on the horse so to speak.

I iz ill :( been feeling ruff for about a week. Saw GP who took some bloods but I've now started with a stomach bug (most likely picked up from work) so off sick and curled up in front of tv.

In other totally random news, MSB put the (fake) Christmas tree up. If I am well enough I plan to decorate it. However, I just spent 15 minutes undoing his attempt to put branches upside down.

Oh and it's the year anniversary of the fire. I did not sleep well last night but we survived.

Oh .Faithy, a whole year already?! Where did that time go?

bold fail

I know! I feel like its kind of cathartic in a way to get past that year mark. Things have changed so much in that year!

So much has changed in a year, Faif. Good stuff xxxxx

We had The Sechs this morning. There's so much in my head it was a bit of a challenge but I managed

Good work rierie. Have a gold star

I have a link to my Flickr account for the newer BESH that show the photos of the fire and repairs we had done should you be interested.

When do you start stabbing rie? And shall I poke your mother with my dirty mixing -read bloody huge-- needle?

Oh Faith what photos [shocked]

I just love Sam the builder. And horror at the damage. How did the fire start again? (I was lurking then, not writing).

Food processor caught fire in the kitchen. It caught in the corner by the microwave. I'd used it to make a smoothie Thursday night, it caught fire Saturday night. Photos are bad but nothing can describe the smell which was by far the worst thing. All ship shape and shiny now though!

Oh faif :( I'm not going to look at the photos because I have fire terror. Glad this time this year is so much better than this time last year.

My womble is still droid-ing,.painfully. We are still on a sechs ban so I am skipping this cycle, and giving myself the gift of not menkulling for Christmas.

I have a new cousin as of today. More baybee gifts to buy. Yay