Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

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Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

Am currently writing a list of questions for my next session with her on Monday.

I think what it is going to boil down to is whether in her opinion I should waste spend any time trying naturally with remaining crap tube, or just go straight to private IVF.

I am ready to come along and kick her sorry ASS on Monday, norf. A list sounds good. Really hope there is a chance to do it naturally I am quite scared of ivf but I have no faith in those things for us. I really hope your doc is helpful, even if a tat insensitive.

At least with me, even evil doc realised that a MC (or an ectopic) really is not a success story. Mine are unsuprisingly keen to get me back to treatment (and he seemed irritated by our hollibobs interfering, although admitted that those are good for people).

Another 8 weeks, dot that is AGES :) sorry for the cow-feeling, but getting in the mood for producing loads of milk sems apt in the run up to birth!

PS I did check my work email and have some document open to work on, which will happen NOW.

Idiot thoughtless doctors

Idiot fucking doctors. My sister bled heavily at the start of one of her pregnancies and the consultant said "why are you crying, its only.a baby"

I can play this game. My friend who had IVF got a BFN after her first cycle. At the next consultation the dr referred to it a "successful cycle". She apparently looked at the women incredulously and said "but I'm not pregnant!".

I can see how from a scientific point of view it was a success - eggs were collected and fertilised and the cycle didn't have to be cancelled for any reason. But from a human point of view, to a couple who had been trying for a baby for years and just had that devestating BFN, it absolutely was not a success!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

Fucking nob jockeys.

Just arrived at work. Some fucker has stolen the chocolate I put in the fridge yesterday AND Sexy Man At Opposite Desk has come back from leave with a full-on hobo beard.

This is a bad day.

at nob jockey. Not heard that expression for ages. along with bell end. That is what I would have called that insensitive twat of a doctor.

So next week is the expected droid that I will start the IVF drugs. I have to call the clinic on CD1. Then on CD 21 I have to start injecting. I thought it was going to be sniffing stuff first but no, straight onto the stabbing. On CD1 I also have to arrange a stabbing lesson.

I am in a hotel tonight in London. It's not even a posh one. Rubbish.

Did you see the thread where usualsuspect was told "your a belend"? Oh the mirth it caused!

If anyone is interested, they're having a talk/debate about Frankel on Radio 5 right now

I like old school insults. Wankstain is another one of my favourites. Classy me. Didn't see the thread Rie. Have you sorted out Christmas yet? My SiL has decided that they are going to have their own family do this year - funny that it was their turn to host us all. I can't bear the thought of my parents being on their own so we will have them round. My sister & her boyf live too far away. Christmas is for nob jockeys.

Frankel I can't get radio 5 in my hotel room otherwise I would have tuned in.....

I can recommend bugs on Facebook, though she turns out to be depressingly pretty and well-groomed all the time.

jeffy, I would be v cross at being deprived the sniffing stuff. I like the idea of the nurses solicitously handing you a rolled up £50. Are you feeling excited about starting next week?

Norf that was my feeling exactly.... thought it would have been more fun than stabbing.

I just want CD1 to come so I can phone the clinic and get it confirmed. I keep having dreams that they can't fit me in or that they say I'm not on their records.

I am envious of people that manage to be well groomed all the time. I have the hair of a lion, it's hard to tame!

I constantly fail to be groomed :(

Though my look is just right for a warty haggy old witch.

Hello chatty hags! I did get out of bed. Busy day! I didn't get the job but I'm fine about it. Apparently I did well (someone else just did slightly better!) but I'm happy. I've agreed to transfer to a different ward for a bit (where my office was for my previous job) and I'm happy with that choice.

Yes bugs is funny on FB! Great photos :)

Getting close jeffers! Hope it all goes swimmingly.

As long as you are happy Faith

I don't know about warty, but I'm definitely spotty. These bloody hormones, I'm breaking out all over the place

Shouldn't complain though, at least it means they're having some effect.

The Frankel debate was a bit shite, they concluded that Frankel was the equal of Mill Reef, Brigadier Gerard, Secretariat and Sea Bird. Bit of a pointless exercise really!

I'm sorry I missed it. Though that is fairly incomprehensible to me, so perhaps it's just as well.

Hurrah for working drugs! Here, try my special toad paste for the spots.

Sorry about the job, faith, though well done for doing well.

Oh forgot to say I have a titled uterus. Just like Imogen Thomas, me!

A royal womble?

Congrats on your sleb internals faith, you must now start telling us all about being only the second woman ever to breed, in style of your womb-sake

Hope the drugs are having the intended effect as well as the spotty one frank!