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Fx for September 2012 part 2

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IBelieveInPink · 19/09/2012 07:53

Hey ladies. Just starting up a new one as we talked so much on the last. How is everyone's ss today? :)

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Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:40

lol I know all about Montgomery. He lives on my boob. I count him like this. One Montgomery...two Montgomery...three Montgomery

Strangely it happens to keep time as well

ok you got me, I actually know jack all

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:43

Scratch and sniff tonight ladies. Can you distinguish between the pg farts and the beans/curry/jelly tots farts? prize for winner is a framed pic of parpy papped pimple plucked puppies.

wonders if RSPCA is aware of plucked puppies

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:43

OK Universe, I make you a deal. I don't mind missing out this cycle now seeing as Download have just announced Iron Maiden and Rammstein to headline next year. And I already have a ticket. And it's on the 14-16 June. And if I am pg then my edd would be 2 June but I go over so won't be in a state to stand in a field and listen to metal and watch awesome fire. So I'll happily de-camp to Oct/Nov/Dec. are you listening??!

lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areolar_glands and no those aren't my puppies

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:44

Four! is that what comes next thunder ?

There was a Montgomery lived on a boob..

pocopearl · 20/09/2012 21:44

Hi all, its been a few days since I have been about. Glad to see we have had a couple of BFPs since I was last about. I have POAS and if I look closely with a magnifying glass there is the feint-est line. I am more than likely imagining it but waiting until the morning just in case... FX

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:52

Hi poco fx for you. have you done the shining a light through from the back?

I say ladies there's a 7 legged spider living in my bathroom. How do I know it's a spider if it only has 7 legs I hear you cry; because its huge and it was sitting guarding the door watching me wee.

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:53

Thank you frust I got stuck there. Four! Gets me every time.

There was a Montgomery who lived on a breast
Before it was plucked it felt like a nest
Then purp came to pluck
We all wished her luck,
Took a pic and sent it to the press

Hmmm..

poco! Grin Grin

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 21:54

How do you know it's a spider, frust?

oh just read the second bit

PurpleGeekyGirl · 20/09/2012 21:58

pmsl!!! Am off to bed to reflect on the poetic genius that is thund. FX to anyone else POAS tomorrow morning.

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 21:58

There was a montgomery lived on a boob,
It's main job was to nipple lube,
Then purp came to pluck
We all wished her luck
Then papped her sore plucked pimpled boob

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:00

!! Love it!

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:00

Hi ladies can I join? I'm on cycle 1 and ttc for the first time.

I've been symtpom spotting....sore boobs, cramping earlier in the week, nausea & dizziness today but BFN's (yes plural...its very addictive Blush) on FRER's yesterday.

BFP is due tomorrow, but I'm going to resist and save some money be sensible, and try not to POAS til Sunday!

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:02

Spiders always hide until its too late and you're in the room. They always guard doors. And guaranteed they always watch you wee,

I had on in my car yesterday, felt something on left boob, looked down and there's a spider the size of a 10p running over my boob. Could my stalker spiders be a pg symptom?

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:04

Hi murf

pocopearl · 20/09/2012 22:06

frustrated never tried that before. Just POAS again and there is defo something there, though refuse to confirm or deny a BFP until a torch or magnifying glass is not required. Until then FX'd and no congrats pls. Can't wait for my morning wee!!!

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:08

Hi murf, you're in good company for poas on Sunday I think.

frus are you saying you were having a wee in the car?

but yes, not only are spiders pg symptoms, voyeuristic ones even more so

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:08

Did you torch it poco? (presuming you have ICs to play with)

pocopearl · 20/09/2012 22:09

yes i did slightly blind in one eye now though as had to use bedside lamp

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:11

No thunder I had a spider in the car. Not a wee. always stop and find a bush toilet. but I can see how you'd get confused
Wink

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:13

DH thinks I'm insane as I keep randomly laughing. Blinded by bedside lamp is a symptom I'm sure don't you have an ideal sized light/torch on your phone?

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:16

DH thinks I'm insane after watching me counting my monties...

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:18

Ohhhh

Yes I think spots floating in front of the eye is definitely a symptom of looking directly at light pg

murfgirl · 20/09/2012 22:18

that should have read "catching" me counting my monties...watching just makes it sound creepy

FrustratedSycamorePants · 20/09/2012 22:19

Murfs montie maths mayhem

Thundercatsarego · 20/09/2012 22:20

How many have you got murf?

rather a personal question I know but I can't count much past four

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