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This thread is the one the Rat Smacketeers all become PSEPP and we are Brooking No Argument this is the case. Fact.

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ScarlettInSpace · 07/09/2012 07:21

Ladies this thread is the one, I can feel it in my water [although maybe that's the drugs Hmm ], here you go Grin

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cartoonface · 10/10/2012 09:33

oh yes how silly of me!

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 09:35

haha just realised how that sounded boo i knew wot i meant even if noone else did! (which is usually the way) hehe

keepitgoing · 10/10/2012 09:36

and if the baby came out half-thai... Grin

sparks good on you! don't cow-tow to that biatch. I hope you're wearing a white skirt too... Erm i think only geek is also in the tww at the moment. Plus solars is about to ovulate any hour now Smile

PrincessPumpkinshoutsBOO · 10/10/2012 09:39

Keep, I think Mr k would notice Grin

SecretSparkle · 10/10/2012 09:40

Keep You'll just have to blame it on the thai food!! if you'd conceive in england it would look english!

I dont own a white skirt but if I did I would totes be wearing it to a picnic today!!!

keepitgoing · 10/10/2012 09:43

i love Thai babies; keep staring at them longingly....

140 face - that is big! great news that changing the date hasn't meant people can't make it.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 10/10/2012 09:50

Shriek I nearly had a little accident.....

Face that's a big number. We had 100 for the day and another 30 in the evening. Bet you're getting very excited.

Beedle glad it went ok, hope ou aren't too uncomfortable. Poor MrB. MrMaybe gets stage fright when having to produce a urine sample. But apparently JIAJ is much easier for him

Keep you're going to get a Thai baby. Fact.

Sparks I do believe that makes you the next to give us a BFP.....

Thinking of you today Solars

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 09:51

Blush embarrased now. i meant how exciting that the next time he sees u, on his return u will be a fully psepp (with mr keeps child) and like how amazing all those changes going on while he's been away because blatently you will be pregnant! am i right you wont see mr keep at all in those 6weeks?

keepitgoing · 10/10/2012 09:55

don't worry face, we all knew what you meant really! just teasing.
I am trying to sort out a dirty weekend to visit mrkeep in november, hopefully around ovulation. But i'm not so regular to make that easy, and bl**dy airlines always ask you to reserve for a specific date Wink But of course i will be pg by then, as you say, so it wouldn't matter. And if we miss it then i will be able to take a month off from being crazy. So not too bad, all in all.

SecretSparkle · 10/10/2012 09:59

aawwwww keep you gave in way too easy

PrincessPumpkinshoutsBOO · 10/10/2012 10:01

Of course of knew what you meant Face, just being silly, call it baby brain, which I think I have quite bad as I just washed my hair with bubble bath instead of shampoo Blush well they were next to each other on the shelf. Took ages to get it all out :(

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 10:03

keep i think you may have to pay him a visit anyway if hes still on that horny goat weed! how will the poor thing cope otherwise Wink

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 10:04

hehe did u have a big bubbly 'fro boo

keepitgoing · 10/10/2012 10:05

gross, boo. Yay to babybrain though.
Right, am leaving work early for Thai lesson. But will be back later to see how solars got on, and just because i'm not here DOESN"T MEAN I"M NOT BROOKING!!

PrincessPumpkinshoutsBOO · 10/10/2012 10:10

Oh Face I have never seen so many bubbles, it was like a comedy sketch :(

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 10:24

oh boo well i have washed my body with shampoo before not as bad but i have no excuse, ur allowed.

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 11:56

i have been reading back through some more of the first brooking thread i must say it is very inspiring! i particularily liked the sanitary product bonfire!
i am now positive that i shall only be having 3 more periods! i shall be pregnant in jan no two ways about it. brooking for ovulation while im on mini moon! it is looking likely if my period math is correct!

SecretSparkle · 10/10/2012 11:58

thanks Keep No signs as of yet, so I've moved my OV day back, so according to FF I'm now only 8DPO, which means the test I took the other day was way too early!!

Solars hope everything is going ok

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 12:23

well of course it was sparks or the bloody thing was broken!

PrincessPumpkinshoutsBOO · 10/10/2012 12:29

Sparks, Face is right, your stick was clearly faulty, and just too early, your a brooker, therefore clearly diffed!

Shrieklette · 10/10/2012 13:11

beedle so pleased your HSG/HSS went well yesterday, and with minimal discomfort. I hear lots of good things about how they raise your fertility, so your BFP is in the bag! Poor MrBeedle though, it is so hard for our fellas. Brooking for a successful re-appointment for him.

sparks I think it is you, me and scarlett currently in the 2ww. If I remember correctly, she should be 10 DPO on her assisted natural cycle now, with you and me bringing up the rear at 8DPO.

I have to agree, that original brooking/rat smacking fred is definitely inspirational, and I can also confirm that tampons burn with a blue-green flame Blush maybe you are quite right madam, I have moped enough and need to drag myself out of it.

Latest news from the geek/shriek household - poor MrGeek has a huge black eye!! In an effort to sort the weight loss out we are both only drinking on weigh-in night now, which was list night so we had a couple of bottles of our favourite ale. MrGeek took a tumble after I had gone to bed and landed face down on a beer bottle, straight in the eye :( He's been telling everyone at work I beat him with an alarm clock when he wouldn't get up this morning Grin

I think I need to ask for an american AA style 'sponsor' - I have found myself thinking about testing, even though I am only 8DPO and there is no way any positive result could possibly show up just yet. The evenings are the worst, as I'm not so busy and mentally kid myself that I'm almost into the next DPO but so far I have resisted!

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 13:31

hahahaha i know i shouldnt laugh but i cant help it! oh dear poor mr geek he must be very Blush
also *geek8 have u burned a tampon before then? Hmm

PrincessPumpkinshoutsBOO · 10/10/2012 13:35

Oh poor Mr g, not having much luck lately, first there was the 0.5 'miss fire', now this,at least we know why he tripped! His foot was still firmly in his mouth after his cycle comment Grin

Shrieklette · 10/10/2012 13:37

It was that, or bury it, cartoon - I didn't like the burying idea much!!!

cartoonface · 10/10/2012 13:53

why would u need to bury it?

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