BFP in 2012 Part 2 - step away from the COD and into this thread.

[WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid]

We filled the last one so I thought I would start no 2.

Lightning Furnell, ha ha!!

Ohhh lightning, I have pornstar envy lol

Rusty Mackenzie - not bad, not bad! Or maybe it's Ginger - can't remember if guinea pig or red setter came first.
RIBS and Lol - you're babies! I accept that I am a bit age-obsessed at the moment so sorry if it's boring anyone. Just wait until you get to my age
Winkle - impressive application to a good cause!
Kitten intrigued by your karma thing. I bet we've all done as bad (or worse).
Maybe Red will be the next BFP...

PS What is it with being 33 on this thread???

How old are you res?
My porn name is popcorn Wilde

42 on Sept 15th; my birthday present will be BFPs for when and Nic!

And a BFP for you too resipsa

15th doesn't seem like its too far away now. I had better get my shagging hat on this weekend. obviously I don't have a real shagging hat but am now wondering what it would look like if I did

One you'd wear on a hen night with a big willy on the front?

Can I have a bfp on your bday too [ begging face ]
I know it's unlikely but if it was a film we would all get one and all be due on the same day!!
When- now come on, what's your porn name, don't change the subject

My porn name is rubbish.

Marvin Henderson.

I was think

at marvin! Not bad
Fx for bfps for all on the thread x

I was thinking it could have special pockets for opks, preseed, thermometer etc. can't think of anything more off putting for the dh's though.

Kitty - of course, anyone who is testing on 15th will have one (except me - sobs in self-pity).

Mines terrible - Sausage Whitlow

Sausage Whitlow is amazing.

resipsa you're not even in the 2ww yet. It's far too soon for this level of despair. Chin up now, it's your birthday soon and you are in with a good shot of a BFP.

I'm 33next birthday - can I join the club?!

Ooh, resipsa, Lightning was a guinea pig, bless her!

I think a shagging hat with that much stuff in it may well hinder successful DTD!!

I am 40

and my name would be Tuppence Quilter

Lol at the porn names, particularly storm, I actually am still laughing!!!
Tuppence also particulaly apt but when, Marvin?!?
Resipia when is right, I havnt even dtd yet and are more hopeful then you, chin up and best foot forward. We're going to make this film even if if kills us- I think in my head you will move the heroine who is last to test and thinks its neg and flings it down in despair only for your dd to pick it up and bring it to you and say mama for you to see its actually positive
Could also superimpose dog for dd for more comedy?!?

Tuppence is a good one.

kitty we didn't have pets when I was little. Marvin was the next door neighbours cat, she was very sweet but very elderly and we inherited him we she died.
I did say it was a rubbish name, he was a cute cat though.

This film idea is fantastic, can I have my BFP on the 15th please. I'll do the test in a particularly dramatic fashion disappears to think of creative poas moment.

Tuppence is a brilliant porn star name! Mine is Smudge Bull - sounds like a bloody butch car mechanic not a porn star!

Yes birthday BFPs all round please....I will even do the gracious thing and concede to wait an extra month so that I get mine in October if it means you can all have yours as long as you save me a comfy spot on the grads fred

res I was a bitch of the highest order to my ex DH. It was unforgivable, and i have always felt that payback will come my way (deservedly).

Am I the only one dying to know what kitten did to the ex dh? What the hell did you do?

Mm how many of us have ex DH? I do and may not have been the best wife towards the end of it
On a serious note- will use opk for the first time this month. Some Internet cheapies. Is it better to test after work? Can't be peeing in pots during day so its either first thing or around 6pm after work.
Then when are u supposed to shag after a line? There and then on the bathroom floor? How much time do u have after?
Can't stress DH too much so need some planning time to make it spontaneous!