How unlikely is unlikely...

[Sarcalogos]

too embarrassed to ask anyone in real life so thought I'd ask mumsnet...

Ok, well period normally as regular as clockwork.... Was due on thursday, no sign as yet. If I am pregnant it would be a 'ahem' splash pregnancy... As we have done stuff in the vicinity but not full penetration(this month)... (not ttc... Was waiting until the autumn for that, but not using contraception on this occasion either)...

So while I know it's technically possible... It's very very unlikely...right??

Definitely worth POAS with FMU tomorrow if you can get a test?

Wow. A week is quite late! I've never been that late unless pregnant in the 20 years I've had periods! Oooh exciting! test, test, test!

ooooo test!! I also know somebody that got pregnant 'fooling around' :)

Oh alright I'm just about convinced I can't bare the suspense any more...

DH will be home soon but is out 7-11 this evening, would it be wrong of me to go and get a test and do it while he's out? Or is that robbing him of something? We agreed earlier to test on Saturday.

Do it tonight!!

You'd be less likely to get a false negative if you test with first morning urine but if youre a week late a test tonight is probably going to be accurate anyway!

Look, we all want to know, and we out number him! Do it tonight.

Haha i sense this has gone on too long! ok, bought the test, just give me a minute or two to read the instructions and go upstairs.

Weirdly I think Im going to be gutted if when, i mean surely its most likely to be negative it's negative... But I guess I can console myself with wine?

Right, reading instructions now...

Eek!

Oooh my first live POAS! < sits patiently!>

Mine too. DD has asked to borrow iPhone to play Mental Maths and I have told her to go away because I gots to know

Six minutes is plenty!

Whoa! Amazing!

Wee faster, damnit!

God this is exciting! Is there wee yet?

Maybe she is one of those people who has trouble going if she thinks people are listening.

Though considering the alacrity with which she shared her "vicinity" story... :o

Oooh this is a good thread....was shouting poas until getting to this point....exciting....

poas threads are sooooo addictive.....

good luck OP

Maybe she's in shock!

Have got a million things to do (mainly get chocolate from the fridge, get comfy on the sofa etc etc) but am now hooked on this thread and glued to computer for result!.....

Just dropped in to wish you the result you want

Well? I can't hold my breath that long....

Ooh just discovered this thread in time for live POAS action! Good luck, OP.

Oh god... Everyone's arrived at the crucial moment.

...and I have to tell you, sorry but the stick said not pregnant!

I will test again sat morning (2 weeks since Dtd), if AF still hasn't arrived. Sorry to disappoint

Never mind us. How are you? Are you disappointed?