The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

[eurochick]

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

Wankstains.
Jizz

I am ironing. And talking to my fantasy baybee.

I am cooking The Mister roast lamb tonight as tomorrow my parents arrive home He is currently still at work though. Bollocks :(

Arf at wankstains!
I spent most of yesterday doing the imaginary breaking the baybee win news. What's the opposite of a pregnancy scare when you don't want one? A pregnancy over excitement?!
Thank goodness for wheat bags and hot chocolate.
Pissing shitty bollocky wanks.

I would be eating the furniture by now, dottie.

Spunkmonkeys.

Mmmm roast lamb. Sounds yummy! Is The Mister home yet?

He is and it was delicious!

I am wondering about doing the sechs tonight... it's been weeks! I am worried I might break the bean though.

You won't break the bean! It'll be fine. let the dinner go down and then jump him!

I have brown goo. Droid fucked off yesterday morning. Nothing since. And now brown goo.

Clomid poppers past and present - is this normal?

I've never had that Norf, but everyone's different [helpful]

As expected, negative test this morning so today is fake CD2 and I will pop my pill with breakfast

At least it's a 3 day weekend, and I've got my birthday next Friday to look forward to.

Apologies for not joining in on the swear fest. I'm not much of a swearer in "real life" either. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude, I do swear, just very rarely. I find it has more effect that way!

northey my hospital is really insensitive like that. Differs, cancer sufferers and those suffering with infertility all in the same waiting room. A few times we noticed women couldn't even look at my boy or my bump. :(

Scan lady has a "nicer" system. The day is broken up in to "vanity" scans, medical (20 week/growth) and ones in line for termination.

It's all shit though and I hope you all get your bfp's very soon.

Fanks, pone. I do understand about limited equipment and space and shit, but just sometimes... argh. Your scan lady's system sounds good though.

Hiya pone how luffly to see you! That system sounds much better. The worst thing in our hospital is that women on the same ward, not in the same bay but sometimes the next bay to each other when one is miscarrying and another is waiting for a termination They try to deal with it as sensitively as possible but still....The scan lady sounds like she's got it sorted.
cave I rarely swear either these days. I too find it much more effective when I do. I just needed a really sweary day yesterday being cd1 and the pregnancy announcement. Generally I don't even say sh1t, very raraely the f word and I've only said the c u next Tuesday once in recent years! I really like feck because it sounds sweary but really isn't!
Pants to the BFN cave. But now we're mostly round the same cycle time lets try to put a positive spin on things.
So seriously, OPKs? Are clear blue smiley ones my best non-cheap option? I'm going to get some today...

buggs It's really not too bad, the little one is 12 weeks on Monday (where the fuck?) and sleeps from ~8pm - 5am when he gets hungry so that's a GIFT! As soon as the sleep is cracked life goes on much as normal. I've been busy setting up my own business though and riding the horse a lot. Back to work end of May - assuming they have any work for me... meh. But as I'm a consultant if there's no work or there is work but too much travel and I refuse the assignment - then I stay at home and work on my own business - so it could be worse!

Fwiw, I never got a smiley on an OPK - although in retrospect I tested "too late" in my cycle wheras I conceive very early, day or so. Well, not conceive that early - but I need to SWI that early.

I like the smiley OPKs Faith. They don't require any mentalling interprtation of you. Although you will probably find yourself looking at the dye stick you insert into it anyway, although I've never found that this tells me anything. I've heard you can get them more cheapy on Amazon than in Boots?

I also a feck fan. And shyte. As I'm married to an Irishman I consider them part of my adopted culture. And another board I post on automatically deletes proper swear words so loads of people use those to get around it. I have a complete potty mouth IRL but save the C word for really special occasions. It's the last taboo I think!

I'm on CD5 and getting my usual first round of ovary twinges. This is normal for me. Then they feck off for a couple of days before coming back to properly limber my ovaries up for ovulation!

Work is manic. I was here until gone 11 last night. Deadline is today. And someone we really need to get hold of before the deadline can be met has gone awol in a foreign country. Grrrr.

Euro, surely it's spelt "shoite"

Yes to a positive spin faithy - I will be drinking plenty of wine this weekend!

Since we're going away in the morning and I anticipate ovving about this time next week I will purchase from Boots or Tesco this time and if I get on with them will order more of them, a new moon cup I really do prefer it and some cheapy pee sticks online. I've never really stocked up since the fire but in my head I know I'm more likely to get diffed now that MSB's treatment is working therefore can't go through the pretending I don't think I'm diffed then rushing out to buy tampons and expensive tests.....
euro and bugs I hope your days go well and you get sorted soon! bugs just focus on your holibobs! :)

Just had another pregnancy announcement, this time via text....I feel like I'm being tortured. Worst thing is, this is baby number 2 for her and I remember almost exactly two years ago crying when she announced her first.....

By text is really fucking cruel.

Thank goodness MSB is here. Heard me cry out like I was wounded from upstairs like a dog and hugged me but told me I had I calm down! He made me watch 'World's most stupid criminals' :)
Thing is, we got married 3 weeks after her. Anyone with an ounce of nouse would realise there must be a reason I'm not with child by now. But she is not the most perceptive of people. Put it like this. I have emailed my uni friend about our fertility issues. I will not be telling her. Oh and the text is a puke fest, not just 'I'm diffed' but 'dc#1 has just learnt to say baybee which is a good job because dc#2 is due in November'. Pass the bowl!

Evil, but very funny!