The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

[TheLittleFriend]

See a Rat. Smack it.

ooooh oooh I have a 'all friends together' TMI question...

When you are SWI'ing every day [sometimes a bit more] how do you distinguish CM from ummmmm leftover S I think I have got a bit confused in the past

Sweaty People?
Sugar Pies?

you win imps, it was actually Swedish People but you're close enough

Are you in Sweden or do you work in Ikea, Beedle? I almost got engaged to a Swede, so I learnt some, but I don't know how to write it.

SWI every day...ahh, if only I knew what that was like

I differentiate in 2 ways:

1. EWCM is stretchy; jizz isn't;
2. Leftover jizz usually disappears by about lunchtime; EWCM lasts all day.

Okay, my turn.

I spy with my little eye something beginning with CJ.

bartlet I live here (in Sweden not Ikea!)

imps cervical jelly, crusty jeans, cream jumper, chocolate somethingbeginningwithj

No, no, no and no

I just remembered I have meeting with consultant at 1530 to go through hycosy & SA results [even though we know what they are already] so toodle pip

Yes beedle my temps dropped too, you're still in the game! :o

Good luck scarlett - and, what Imps said :)

My god this week is DRAGGING. Thanks crunchie for upcoming bank holiday weekends and short working weeks, eh?

Good luck Scarlett

Cj you say imps crotheted jockstraps? Cranberry juice? Cream of the jersey variety?

I loved my hour of science. I now feel all clever. It won't last long!

Bartlet that's great news!! Have you given DH a heads up

Who wanted to know about spunk? If I'm honest I don't root around for it if 5: has 'visited' I once made a bit of a mess of the floor

Gah, if DH has visited even!

No, no and no Maybe.

I'll give you a clue - I wear it when I'm working on my buns of steel.

Oh bugger just had to go and give a presentation and missed all the I-Spy fun!

Imps yes I know you live in C'shire and specifically in the city of C and my sister lives there too. Barlet lives there too?! Blimey! I do love that place though. Mind you, you all know where I live don't you? M in case you had forgotten.

CJ = cycling jacket?

Oh dear, Imps, what if we know each other in real life? Worse, what if we know each other in real life and don't like each other?

spotting stopped again :o

cycle jacket?

YES!! Well done Generic!

Is that M on the left, or M on the right??

Bartlet I aspire to knowing clever medical people - as yet I know none! I therefore think we're safe!

Sorry Beedle you were too slow. Good effort though.

Am I right in thinking you're heading back to the pee sticks home tonight?

M on the left. What's my prize for I-Spy?

Beeeeedle! You must PIAWRIAR asap (pee in a wetroom in a ramekin)

indeed I am, not sure there'll be any stick action tonight, but definitely in the morning with some nice concentrated pre

Oooh, Beedle I can't wait!

Well done Generic I was somewhat off the mark on I spy!

pee not pre

Maybe if you can't wait to see two lines, perhaps you could do some peeing yourself?

Oooh, touche Generic