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The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

930 replies

TheLittleFriend · 17/03/2012 15:58

See a Rat. Smack it.

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ScarlettInSpace · 29/03/2012 14:31

ooooh oooh I have a 'all friends together' TMI question...

When you are SWI'ing every day [sometimes a bit more] how do you distinguish CM from ummmmm leftover S Blush I think I have got a bit confused in the past Blush

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:31

Sweaty People?
Sugar Pies?

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:32

you win imps, it was actually Swedish People but you're close enough Grin

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:34

Are you in Sweden or do you work in Ikea, Beedle? I almost got engaged to a Swede, so I learnt some, but I don't know how to write it.

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:34

SWI every day...ahh, if only I knew what that was like

I differentiate in 2 ways:

  1. EWCM is stretchy; jizz isn't;
  2. Leftover jizz usually disappears by about lunchtime; EWCM lasts all day.
Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:36

Okay, my turn.

I spy with my little eye something beginning with CJ.

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:43

bartlet I live here (in Sweden not Ikea!)

imps cervical jelly, crusty jeans, cream jumper, chocolate somethingbeginningwithj

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:45

No, no, no and no Grin

ScarlettInSpace · 29/03/2012 15:00

I just remembered I have meeting with consultant at 1530 Blush to go through hycosy & SA results [even though we know what they are already] so toodle pip

McPopcornMouseNFries · 29/03/2012 15:09

Yes beedle my temps dropped too, you're still in the game! :o

Good luck scarlett - and, what Imps said :)

McPopcornMouseNFries · 29/03/2012 15:40

My god this week is DRAGGING. Thanks crunchie for upcoming bank holiday weekends and short working weeks, eh?

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 15:51

Good luck Scarlett

Cj you say imps crotheted jockstraps? Cranberry juice? Cream of the jersey variety?

I loved my hour of science. I now feel all clever. It won't last long!

Bartlet that's great news!! Have you given DH a heads up Wink

Who wanted to know about spunk? If I'm honest I don't root around for it if 5: has 'visited' I once made a bit of a mess of the floor Blush

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 15:56

Gah, if DH has visited even!

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 16:12

No, no and no Maybe.

I'll give you a clue - I wear it when I'm working on my buns of steel.

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 16:17

Oh bugger just had to go and give a presentation and missed all the I-Spy fun!

Imps yes I know you live in C'shire and specifically in the city of C and my sister lives there too. Barlet lives there too?! Blimey! I do love that place though. Mind you, you all know where I live don't you? M in case you had forgotten.

CJ = cycling jacket?

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 16:19

Oh dear, Imps, what if we know each other in real life? Worse, what if we know each other in real life and don't like each other?

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 16:21

spotting stopped again :o

cycle jacket?

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 16:22

YES!! Well done Generic!

Is that M on the left, or M on the right??

Bartlet I aspire to knowing clever medical people - as yet I know none! I therefore think we're safe!

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 16:23

Sorry Beedle you were too slow. Good effort though.

Am I right in thinking you're heading back to the pee sticks home tonight?

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 16:28

M on the left. What's my prize for I-Spy?

Beeeeedle! You must PIAWRIAR asap (pee in a wetroom in a ramekin)

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 16:30

indeed I am, not sure there'll be any stick action tonight, but definitely in the morning with some nice concentrated pre

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 16:33

Oooh, Beedle I can't wait!

Well done Generic I was somewhat off the mark on I spy!

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 16:34

pee not pre

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 16:40

Maybe if you can't wait to see two lines, perhaps you could do some peeing yourself?

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 16:44

Oooh, touche Generic Grin