Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Just for fun: Dear Santa.....

34 replies

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 15:54

Dear Santa,

This year forget the sexy knickers, the diamond rings and the selection boxes as this year I want the following things more then anything in the whole wide world:

? A BFP!!! This would be lovely before Xmas but I don't mind if it's a little late!!
? No AF for 9 months!
? Morning sickness - I want to feel every bit of my pregnancy!
? A 12 week scan where I get to see my baby alive this time :(
? A lovely bump
? And most importantly, a healthy baby (I don't mind which gender!) at the end of it!!

I can't wait to check my stocking on Xmas day now!

Thank you Santa in advance.

Karen

OP posts:
MooleyWooleyShamaLamaDingDong · 07/11/2011 16:06

Grin brilliant!!!!

PopcornMouse · 07/11/2011 16:53

Brill! Add my name to the "from" section please! :o

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 17:21

I've add you on ;). I've not posted it yet, so if there's anything you would like added then go for it!! Lol!

OP posts:
MooleyWooleyShamaLamaDingDong · 07/11/2011 17:57

Oooh add me please :)

I would like to add:
? A positive on an opk stick so that i know i am actually oving
? EWCM
? Clear thermal shift on my BBT chart

pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase i have been a very good girl this year Grin

Teds77 · 07/11/2011 18:14

Ooo, add me too Grin

Can I have some AMH for me and some more sperm for DH.

I promise that I won't get bored of these presents by Boxing Day and will continue to enjoy and use them for years to come...

GreenOlives · 07/11/2011 18:34

Me too please!
I have been extra super good this year and I promise to continue to be good every year FOREVER if I can just have the same as the OP has requested.
Thanks in advance Santa! Grin

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 18:49

Lol!!!

Oh and Santa, if the Elves can't have my bfp ready in time for Xmas could you make the following happen:

? create an instant pregnancy test

Or

? shorten the 2 week wait to say a 1 day wait?

And

? stop me thinking about ttc every minute of every day

And

? turn off my pregnancy radar which is on high alert for pregnant ladies snd new born babies!!!

Are we keeping you busy Santa?!

OP posts:
MooleyWooleyShamaLamaDingDong · 07/11/2011 18:57

Lol Mrscollier i think that should do the trick!!!!

All i want for Xmas is a BFP.....a BFP.....a BFP!!!!

witherhills · 07/11/2011 19:00

me too
a BFP, and then a healthy pregnancy

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 19:02

Bfps are coming to town ....bfps are coming to town.... Bfps are cominggggg to townnn (to the tune of Santa clause is coming to town in case you didn't get it!!) lol

OP posts:
highlove · 07/11/2011 19:50

I love this! Please sign it from me too x

CupcakesAndCocktails · 07/11/2011 20:08

Ha I am totally loving this! Please add my name too.

All I want for Christmas is a healthy baby delivered painlessly please! Grin

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:15

Ok Santa, forget the children eagerly waiting for their toys your first stops are as follows:

Mrscollier
Mooleywooley
Popcornmouse
Teds
Greenolives
Witherhills
Highlove
Cupcakes

You might want to bring a stork rather then your reindeers ;)

OP posts:
highlove · 07/11/2011 20:26

Can I add a perfect neat bump, the like of which a lard arse like me would never have if I really did actually get pg!!

highlove · 07/11/2011 20:27

Oh and obviously no piles.

And I'd quite like to glow. A lot.

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:29

And nice shiny hair and no spots!!

OP posts:
Bluetinkerbell · 07/11/2011 20:32

ooooh add me on the list too please! In Belgium they celebrate St Nicolas on the 6th of December, can we send the list to him first Grin and then to Fr Christmas if St Nicolas doesn't deliver on time? Wink

alexeliza · 07/11/2011 20:35

Oh I love this thread!! Me too please!!

LimeFlower · 07/11/2011 20:39

Gosh,ladies,looks like Santa will get...ehem...busy with all of you.Wink Good luck!

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:53

He will 'coming' more then once this year!!!

Bluetinkerbell, what a little tinker you are!!! The more lists we send the better!

OP posts:
Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:53

He will be that should say! Bloody phone!

OP posts:
1sttimetryer · 07/11/2011 21:07

Love this, Please add me, It would make my christmas :)

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 21:35

You are getting busy Santa. Only 47 sleeps to go!!!

Mrscollier
Mooleywooley
Popcornmouse
Teds
Greenolives
Witherhills
Highlove
Cupcake
Bluetinkerbell
Alexeliza
Limeflower
1sttimetryer

Hope we get some bfps before then!!

OP posts:
joycep · 08/11/2011 00:11

Oh yes please Santa, please please a bfp for me too. You missed my name last year so hoping you can really Fit a bfp that lasts 9months in my stocking this time round. I've been good!

EggNogNelly · 08/11/2011 07:41

Me too Santa, would it be rude to add a request for no Morning Sickness as well? Grin

I've been very very very naughty good.